Larry Sidious David

Instagram = Sidious_B

[The Football Era @Footballera0]

Chelsea ruined the midfield market with those £110m and £120m transfers for average players like Enzo Fernandez and Caicedo respectively.

Now every club wants to sell their midfielders for nothing less than £100m+.

[Laurie @LFCLaurie]

Leipzig wanting £100m+ for Diomande after one season, Bournemouth wanting £80m for Scott after one breakthrough season and West Ham wanting £80m for Fernandes after going down.

These fees used to be reserved for superstars. How did we get to this point?

[Larry Sidious David @SidiousB]

That kid ain’t too young to get a good seeing to for that

[Dera II @Neutral_OC]

Please keep a close watch on your kids at all times.

You just never know what’s going on in other people’s minds. Just look at this for goodness sake 🤦���‍♂️

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Doing 90 minutes to two hours of weight training per week can slash the risk of an early death, according to a new study

https://t.co/yDcQXOfGBI

[El Rosé 🇯🇲 @AaronBSM]

On my life I could never take any London based United fan seriously 😂

Guys running Arsenal joke but yet to visit Old Trafford loool

[Aaron Goldstein @aarongfootball]

The Tottenham players posting on social media because their rivals lost a champions league final (after winning the league) is the exact kind of mentality I want nowhere near my club in a million years. Have some shame.

[Larry Sidious David @SidiousB]

So Declan gets to be crowned best in the world in ends…yeah it’s written

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

26.10.26
London

#ballondor

[Larry Sidious David @SidiousB]

Lol one slap and he lost his shit…they should’ve let the guy get a proper punch in

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Made it.

[Kiran @K17anbedder]

Loves a camera

Done more interviews than games this season

[Av @aviv_lavi]

Eze laughing about nearly joining Spurs 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Baamofin Lu'Jesha @O_Nifesq]

Arsenal won 5 games in a row three times this season. Three times. Some were 7 or 8 in a row. One fan has been begging his club to win 5 games in a row for three years now so he can cut his hair. Headache will finish that guy

[Larry Sidious David @SidiousB]

@hanko_88 @JSolz

[CarefreeFC @RhysCarefree]

Chelsea BluesCo signings.

01. Raheem Sterling - forgot how to play
02. Kalidou Koulibaly - past it
03. Wesley Fofana - top 10 worst signing oat
04. Marc Cucurella - success
05. Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang - past it
06. Carney Chukwuemeka - not ready
07. Cesare Casadei - not good enough
08. Gaga Slonina - who?
09. Denis Zakaria (loan) - didn’t play
10. Enzo Fernández - success
11. Mykhailo Mudryk - cheat and crap
12. Benoît Badiashile - terrible
13. Noni Madueke - average
14. Malo Gusto - pants
15. Andrey Santos - okay
16. Datro Fofana - we’re not Brighton
17. João Félix (loan) - luxury player
18. Moïsés Caicedo - success
19. Romeo Lavia - broken
20. Christopher Nkunku - broken
21. Cole Palmer - success
22. Nicolás Jackson - okay
23. Axel Disasi - not good enough
24. Robert Sánchez - okay
25. Lesley Ugochukwu - not good enough
26. Diego Moreira - shipped
27. Dujuan Richards - who?
28. Deivid Washington - £20m for nothing
29. Pedro Neto - overpriced
30. João Félix - bullied into buying
31. Omari Kellyman - £20m for nothing
32. Marc Guiu - why?
33. Renato Veiga - sold for profit
34. Caleb Wiley - who?
35. Filip Jørgensen - shit
36. Aaron Anselmino - never played
37. Jadon Sancho (loan) - shit
38. Liam Delap - shit
39. Estêvão Willian - potential
40. Kendry Páez - never played
41. João Pedro - success
42. Jamie Gittens - £55m what were we thinking?
43.Mike Penders - potential
44 Quenda - potential
45 Dastan Satpaev - potential

5 of the 45 signings you could consider a success - 11% success rate.

[Larry Sidious David @SidiousB]

@hanko_88 @JSolz

[Ellis🥋 @elIisburner]

Chelsea spent 150 million on these 3 players, they end the season with 2 league goals combined

[WhoScored @WhoScored]

Arsenal in the Premier League this season:

🥇 Most points (85)
🥇 Most wins (26)
🥇 Most goal difference (+44)
🥇 Most clean sheets (19)
🥇 Most clean sheets in a row (4)
🥇 Most set-piece goals (23)
🥇 Most headed goals (16)
🥇 Most WhoScored MOTM awards (29)
🥇 Fewest losses (5)
🥇 Fewest goals conceded (27)
🥇 Fewest shots conceded per game (8.2)
🥇 Fewest yellow (51) and red cards (0)

Champions 🔴⚪️🏆

#AFC | @Arsenal

[one @ONE_AMN]

Kind of fitting Bruno broke the assist record from a set piece after the way people tried to downplay them all season. The set pieces were never the problem, just the team scoring them.

[Jamie Kent @BigBearKentlaar]

Declan Rice lifting the Premier League title same day as West Ham relegated.

Poetic against every single one of their fans who abused him for a professional exit.

[Mao Shichigan @weAllGonnaDye]

So we will be winning the league with 85 points, which is more than Liverpool’s last season and FIVE of Fergie’s title winning campaigns. Undeserving though

[now.arsenal @now_arsenaI]

In 2024, Arsenal owner Josh Kroenke texted Mikel Arteta, joking that it was only Arsenal left of the sports teams they owned to win a title.

In 2026, Stan and Josh Kroenke have completed the syndicate.

Arsenal are champions. 🏆