Siddhartha Menon

A one-line biographer.

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I just voted for the Audi Q3. Vote now at http://t.co/QEZnGl9i to win an all-expenses paid trip to The New Delhi Auto Expo. #AskAudi

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@tanvi_m Why would you need to flash your International Student Id card? I dont think it understands boobs....

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@shwetika I am definitely going to do that. What's the name of that park? How do I find it?

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@shwetika Props for making me want to rewatch Good Will Hunting. Hahahaha....Hahvahd was brilliant!

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@shwetika Found a job, huh? So you're the one....I'm gonna be in your previous home town (Boston) in a few weeks. Fenway park worth a look?

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An MLA lost in a tiger infested forest and people are actually worried about the MLA? PETAAAAAAAA!

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@shaheenb The world never ceases to spin around me. You watch, Brande Roderick videos will COME back. *sigh* Sorry.

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Calcutta doesn't seem to have a system that clears roadkill off the roads. That poor dead dog is no luckier in death than he was in life.

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Played 21 holes today. And it's only 2:41pm. The day is still yeng (Oops! Mallu in me).

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@ShashiTharoor I reckon there's something about the way people in Kerala slap the rice onto the ella that makes the sadya taste better...

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A caddy asked me if I play squash or some other sport that strengthens the right hand. I told him that I only play Brande Rodericks videos.

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Come come Arsene, get off that high pram and pick up your boys.

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What was that Mr Rogers? He drank down your last swallow AND THEN he bummed a cigarrette AND THEN he asked you for a light? Wtf?!?

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@shaheenb Umm...no. Mahesh Bhatt is.

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Sid's Simile For The Day: "As bare as.......a baby's crotch." Incidentally, Sid's Alliteration For The Day is "Sid's Similie".

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18 holes today. The second nine was a beauty. Played 12 over inspite of a fucking 4-over on the last hole. Urghh...*must not complain*....

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The United and Arsenal draws remind me of the time I roundhouse kicked a 5 year old and picked candy off his corpse.

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Oooh! Grammatical faux pas in the last update. Also, trying to cram 3 months worth of updates in 10 minutes.

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I hate days that are filled with more nothing than i can handle. Re-runs of Friends re-run beckons. *sigh*

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The Snow Leopard's Big Brother was the Democratic Lion's Teddy.