BREAKING: In a huge loss for Trump, the Justice Department declares that Trump CAN be sued by injured Capitol Officers over his January 6 insurrection because “no part” of his “official responsibilities includes the incitement” of “violence.” RT IF YOU HOPE THEY BLEED HIM DRY!
BREAKING: Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries write a letter to Rupert Murdoch to “demand” that he order Tucker Carlson and other hosts to “stop spreading false election narratives” and admit on TV that they were wrong. RT TO THANK SCHUMER AND JEFFRIES!
BREAKING: President Biden holds a Black History Month event at the White House and proclaims that
"history matters and Black history matters" and rips Republicans for trying to whitewash history to hide all of the bad. RT IF YOU'RE GLAD OUR PRESIDENT IS NO LONGER RACIST TRUMP!
BREAKING: President Biden directs federal agencies to knock on every door in East Palestine to make sure that every family is safe and healthy after the hazardous train derailment, ensuring that no one slips through the cracks. RT TO THANK JOE BIDEN!
BREAKING: President Biden proudly promises to veto a national abortion ban if the Republicans pass one like they so desperately want to. RT IF YOU'RE GLAD WE HAVE A DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENT TO PROTECT OUR RIGHTS!
BREAKING: The Los Angeles Times and hundreds of other major newspapers announces that they’re cutting ties with “Dilbert” cartoons after creator Scott Adams goes on a shockingly racist rant warning white people to “stay away” from Black people. RT IF YOU SUPPORT THEIR DECISION!
BREAKING: Nervous Republicans request that Joe Biden's commission to explore expanding the Supreme Court hand over documents related to their work — a clear effort to lay the groundwork for attacking Democrats. RT IF BIDEN SHOULD TELL REPUBLICANS TO KICK ROCKS!
BREAKING: Elon Musk throws in the towel and announces that Tesla will be returning its global engineering headquarters to California after its dramatic move from the "blue state" two years ago to Texas. RT IF YOU THINK THAT BLUE STATES ARE BETTER RUN!