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All day long this poor guy has been watching sauce and helicopters!

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@McDonalds @Starbucks @Wendys

English muffins should be toasted.

Not warmed. Not steamed. Not held under a heat lamp. Not microwaved .

Take a lesson from Thomas’s: crisp edges, nooks and crannies, toasted.

America deserves a better breakfast!

Repost if you agree.

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Real quick.
@Starbucks recently closed my two neighborhood stores with no notice.

Redirected to larger store, it now takes 30+ minutes for service, snd has the ambiance of Panera or Einstein.

Returning to local coffee shop. Go to Dunkin or McDs if i just wanted coffee to go.

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@PeterEnisCBS Pretty sure you release all venues and promoters from using your image of you attend an event. Read the ticket fine print.

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@LessThanJake I missed out. :(

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Does anyone have the Houston @WhiteOakMH presale code for Jungle. Never got text or email. @jungle4eva

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@RobSchneider Same reason I walked out of the Hot Chick…

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@NotMrTibbs No votes for Pete Rose???

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@RickHoffman_ was amazing in sucession, now I’m catching up to him in suits, and I can’t believe he was the same kid from goonies.

He’s like Ben Stiller and Robert Deniro lovechild!

Amazing. Actor. Give him his own shoe.

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@PaulyShore With a new picture though Pauley.

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Not only is @MJMcKean the only surviving member of Laverne and Shirley primary cast; he’s now the President. #SchlemielSchlimazel #hello

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Weekend recommendation: check out #PEZOUTLAW on @netflix. A very creative doc about @pezoutlaw bringing contraband PEZ (as far as Pez was concerned) into the US.

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@BrookeShields (if you read these) enjoyed documentary… growing up parallel in nyc, living opposite lives. Family dinner ending perfect.

But… I loved the coffee mug in the first scene. Can you DM me a picture and where to find it?

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@MJMcKean Squiggy

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@MintCares @markussand @mint +1

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Hey @tacobell what is with the $2.25 up-charge for chicken tacos… for $12 I could get a three taco plate plus rice and beans at any Tex-Mex restaurant….

… and while we are at it when did you stop heating up your soft tortillas.

#notmytacobell
#keepamericahealthy

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@halsey it’s okay to take a break for self care and family and to smell the roses; or at least plant some roses. You’ve been working your ass off for ten years. Rick Moranis did it. Elvis did it. Mohommad Ali did it. Tom Brady did not do it.

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@Draft6isblue @pattonoswalt @gregmottola That’s like saying James Bond is a Sean Connery character.. which it is.

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@pattonoswalt @gregmottola Yeah. But. So. Was it any good?

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@BarbraStreisand Capitalism

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@WendyLiebman My ice machine is broken. Third time. Don’t buy Samsung. #firstworldroblems