Sydney Samodio

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The most popular sport in this year's Olympics: long jumping to conclusions 🤦‍♂️

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@nicoleganglani The list literally includes some Guy and a Scrubb 🤣

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There, I fixed it #lakers

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@NBAMemes Not an NBA comparison, but look up Dodot Jaworski 🇵🇭😂

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@GailSimone you like older dudes? :-D

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@GailSimone

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This is exactly how I feel after watching the final episode of #WinningTime - just replace Boston with #HBO

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@stats_feed Gotta drink more of that Aguardiente :-D https://t.co/Or5cL4HfQK

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Average penis size (erect length in cm):

🇪🇨 Ecuador: 17.61
🇨🇲 Cameroon: 16.67
🇧🇴 Bolivia: 16.51
🇭🇹 Haiti: 16.01
🇸🇳 Senegal: 15.89
🇨🇺 Cuba: 15.87
🇳🇱 Netherlands: 15.87
🇫🇷 France: 15.74
🇨🇦 Canada: 15.71
🇪🇬 Egypt: 15.69
🇬🇪 Georgia: 15.61
🇮🇹 Italy: 15.35
🇧🇷 Brazil: 15.22
🇸🇪 Sweden: 15.08
🇲🇽 Mexico: 14.92
🇩🇰 Denmark: 14.88
🇦🇷 Argentina: 14.88
🇷🇸 Serbia: 14.87
🇦🇹 Austria: 14.53
🇩🇪 Germany: 14.52
🇦🇺 Australia: 14.46
🇳🇬 Nigeria: 14.38
🇨🇭 Switzerland: 14.35
🇳🇴 Norway: 14.34
🇵🇱 Poland: 14.29
🇺🇦 Ukraine: 13.97
🇪🇸 Spain: 13.85
🇫🇮 Finland: 13.77
🇮🇳 India: 13.71
🇺🇸 USA: 13.58
🇯🇵 Japan: 13.56
🇻🇪 Venezuela: 13.33
🇷🇺 Russia: 13.21
🇰🇷 South Korea: 13.16
🇬🇧 UK: 13.13
🇨🇳 China: 13.07
🇹🇷 Turkey: 12.99
🇵🇰 Pakistan: 12.20
🇮🇷 Iran: 11.95
🇮🇩 Indonesia: 11.67
🇹🇭 Thailand: 11.45
🇧🇩 Bangladesh: 11.20
🇱🇰 Sri Lanka: 10.89
🇵🇭 Philippines: 10.85
🇲🇲 Myanmar: 10.70
🇰🇭 Cambodia: 10.04

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@jalenhs @Lakers Welcome to the Show, but choose a better color next time 🤣💜💛

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@LakersLead That's $72 million & $64 million down the toilet 😭

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@LakersLead Magic
Shaq
Lebron
Russ
Pau
Kobe

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@LakeShowYo I want the bubble reunion tour, so Nuggets in 5, then Heat in 6. But first, Warriors hopefully in 5 💜💛

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@LakersLead A fully recovered LeBron James. "German doctors are great" 🤣

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@GailSimone My country (the Philippines) adopts everything American, maybe except for (American) football and country music

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Just saw #ThorLoveAndThunder. I thought it was pretty good. Major missed opportunity though, if you think about it. If Christian Bale's Gorr died a heroic death in battle, then...

Valhalla na si Batman 🤣

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@GailSimone @StephenKing Cujo? 😃

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Lakers (done) in 4
💜💛💔🤬

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Looks like a close game so far. Lakers 19, Skottie Barnes 17 😡
#LakersNation

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It's not that everyone's always bringing their A game because they're playing the Lakers.
It's that YOU should always bring your A game because YOU are the Lakers. 💜💛😡 #LakeShow #LakersNation #lakers4life

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James. Davis. Westbrook. Howard. Gasol. You're looking at the greatest team of all time... if it was 2016 😁💜💛 #LakeShow #lakers4life