𝙼𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚗

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[𝙼𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚗 @SightlessSinner]

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚕 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚍𝚘 𝚒𝚝, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚊 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘~
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[ᅠ◜ LUM͟I͟NE 。🌙 ◞ @lovelylevidis]

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[𝙼𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚗 @SightlessSinner]

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Continuing my Partner Pokemon Vibe Check™ for my own muses it's Maddi with a shiny Sableye but he doesn't know that it's shiny or what being a shiny even entails

[𝙼𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚗 @SightlessSinner]

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SOBBOING SEBA STIAN NO

[𝙼𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚗 @SightlessSinner]

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His orientation is a mystery but 20 dollars is 20 dollars

[𝙼𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚗 @SightlessSinner]

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For every ♡ I will give a completely irrelevant and trivial fun fact about my muse

[𝙼𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚗 @SightlessSinner]

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He will always give a different answer when you ask what his favorite color is, because he has no idea what colors look like

[𝙼𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚗 @SightlessSinner]

[He tosses his hat into the air and pushes away from the wall, catching it as he straightens up with a grin.]

Oh, I know; I just like to mess with you. I couldn't care less what you think of me. Do you really think I'm some kind of sentimental idiot over a man I hardly know~?

[𝙼𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚗 @SightlessSinner]

[DRAMATIC GASP, TAKES HIS HAT OFF AND HOLDS IT TO HIS CHEST, LEANS AGAINST THE WALL AND SLIDES DOWN IT]

OH GODS, WHAT EVER SHALL I DO NOW THAT I'M SHUNNED BY MY DEAR, BELOVED FRIEND YIN?

[𝙼𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚗 @SightlessSinner]

Take it to HR.

[𝙼𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚗 @SightlessSinner]

Though I guess someone who's locked away all the time can't be a malewife, so that just leaves you as the top malewife of the MBCC~!

[𝙼𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚗 @SightlessSinner]

He's locked up inside his office every day. 🙄

[𝙼𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚗 @SightlessSinner]

I didn't hear any gossip about the old geezer baking birthday cakes.

[𝙼𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚗 @SightlessSinner]

I'm going to give everyone a hot take! Resident malewives:
- Yin
- Chief Henry
- The Vindictive Shadows
- MBCC-S-418
- Lu Yin
- The kunai guy who keeps getting sent to solitary

[𝙼𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚗 @SightlessSinner]

That depends on what kind of dance you're looking for. Club dancing? Not so much. Ballroom type? Much more doable. Quite partial to swing myself~

Why do you ask?

[𝙼𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚗 @SightlessSinner]

Whatever's going on, I do not see it~

[𝙼𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚗 @SightlessSinner]

You called, ma'am~?

[𝙼𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚗 @SightlessSinner]

Do not mind him drawing on her face with a marker--

[ー 𝚂𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚛 𝙽𝚘. 𝙼𝙱𝙲𝙲 𝚂-099 @BOILINGBL00D]

. . . . . . . .

Do not mind her dazing off--

[𝙼𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚗 @SightlessSinner]

Ooh, ooh, take me~ I want to hear the leaves~