SI Girl Problems

No, I will not say water or coffee for your entertainment. Yes, my extensions & tan are fabulous. Of course my Louis is real. I'm from Staten Island.

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How to hold someone hostage in a relationship with you: pay for all of their shit.

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I always find myself being mad at other people for being so lazy that they have to take up space in line in front of me at the drive thru.

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Katy is def doing a #tbt to #BritneyandJustin #2003 #neverforget

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#NextBigCharityChallenge the ice bucket challenge. Eat an entire party bucket of Ralph's ices to help support African famine.

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Don't care if the full calorie coke is the only one that has my name on it. Still not drinking it. #dietonly

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Bitches be like "Bae('s mom and dad) just bought me Louboutins! 😍👠👸"

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Justin Bieber needs to lose the fucking hat.

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Update: Philly murder suspect who fled to Staten Island found dead in car in Eltingville, police say

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Witnessed someone returning a balsamic glaze to top tomato for $2.99....... Do people return groceries? Seriously?

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I wish someone could do my gel manicures while I sleep, because I seriously have no time for this.

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I can't even get excited about these outlets coming to Staten Island, because 1. Who shops at outlets? And 2. They're in the hood.

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So like, somebody tell me why I still didn't try @potatopia

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When your gas light is on and you finally find a gas station..but it's self serve so you decide to push your luck and look for another..

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"Nice Dooney & Bourke bag!" Said No. One. Ever.

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On Staten Island, when you hear someone is "away" you assume rehab or jail before Cancun.

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Who wears a snap back to do cardio ? #douchebag

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Is it acceptable to go into the Atrium just to buy pretzels with cheese and leave ?

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Anyone know if the tacobell in the mall serves breakfast? I need to try one of those hashbrown wraps in the worst way.

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On days like this I wish Ralph's had a drive through.

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Am I the only person who keeps an umbrella in the car but never checks the weather or brings it anywhere?