Augustus

Quotes Every Day.

-- Augustus

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@rawmesee @HHbrown87331 @MrVegemite Didn’t yall lose to the jaguars last year?

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@AntGullotta @49ersgroyper Actually they have the 5th youngest roster by average in the league per PFR. Hope this helps!

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@JeffHol55003963 @NinerTribe004 we’re talking about injuries dude. It’s the whole point of OPs post

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@SamriddhaMishra @NinerTribe004 I didn’t ask nor state that those players were injury prone; I asked you to list when our old players got hurt vs when yours did. And the results unequivocally show that saying “but both teams are old” is the definition of a false equivalence

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@SamriddhaMishra @NinerTribe004 No you can’t drafts not compared to the rams at least. In fact they’re not even close. Out of the last 3 drafts the rams have drafted Puka Kobie Byron Verse Fiske Kinchens Corum Avila McClendon Speights to just name a few, as you put it.

It’s not even in the same league dude

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@49erscap When was the last time Aaron Donald, Matt Stafford, or Myles Garrett missed more than one consecutive game in a season? When was the last time Mike Evans, Nick Bosa, and Fred Warner did? Answer this question or you’re a fucking pussy

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@Pat_Bruknis This was week 3 of the 2020 nfl season. In this game Aaron Donald had 2.5 sacks and a forced fumble on Josh Allen. This game was a part of his 3rd DPOY season, one year removed from his first sb ring season.

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@WesSteinberg I’m gonna bet that a top 5 defender oat is a better judge of his own skill and value than a guy named Wesley

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@AL_BUNDY88 @Saints No the rams didn’t play any starters, this is fake news.

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@Asian12th Trent McDuffie isn’t playing, the rams never play any starters in preseason

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@rick60230508 @fire_starter457 This is the problem with the republicans. Yall think it’s more likely that the federal government controlled by Donald Trump, mind you, faked a riot, which would be one of the greatest scandals in history, than a bunch of protesters took things too far

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@AeroGuy84 @0Jojin @havensets @DanielWalz9 @1Nicdar Breaking people? Dude, you disintegrated me. You completely dismantled my argument. Your intelligence is so large and your brain is so dense than… by god… it’s forming a BLACK HOLE. Praise be to *checks notes* AeroSpaceGuy84!

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@AeroGuy84 @0Jojin @havensets @DanielWalz9 @1Nicdar Holy shit. Holy fuck. I think you’re right, you’re more intelligent than me. No, you’re more than that. You’re the smartest man in the world . I don’t think there’s ever been a more intelligent cowardly retreat than that. And “princess retard”—ohhh I’m gonna intelligence orgasm!!

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@AeroGuy84 @ItsDrDreidel @0Jojin @havensets @DanielWalz9 @1Nicdar How would I know? How would anyone know? That’s why it’s such an unintellectual claim, there’s no evidence behind it. Anyways, it’s entirely stupid: some of our founders thought slave owning was cool, should we reject their ‘opinion’ (the constitution)?

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@AeroGuy84 @0Jojin @havensets @DanielWalz9 @1Nicdar One of the clearest signs of unintelligence is not being able to actually respond to an argument. You get angry, you disregard their opinions, you ignore whatever they argued, then, finally, you assume things about them (which aren’t true btw) to make some big pp one-liners.

[Being J Wood @BeingJWood]

All good questions.

I know how I would answer.

[BonkDaCarnivore @BonkDaCarnivore]

"Family members are raising the alarm and are worried about the conditions on the Lincoln"

Trump: "No they're not. They're liars."

"Do you think these soldiers have been mistreated and deployed too long"

Trump: "No. Not long enough. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some golfing to do".

Put it on a loop and run it in every battleground state.

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@GladiusGSF @DopeMonsterD99 @SethAbramson What? What the fuck? When did we fall so far that the president can joke about breaking the constitution? Every great president is rolling in their graves; TR is probably trying to get out so he can punch the man