POWER

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WALKING INTO A BANK AND SAYING "I'M HERE TO MAKE A WITHDRAWAL" TO NO ONE IN PARTICULAR: A SIGN OF POWER

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CONTINUING TO USE FLOPPY DISKS EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE AN OBSOLETE TECHNOLOGY: A SIGN OF POWER

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BRINGING A BLENDER TO THE LIBRARY SO YOU CAN MAKE MILKSHAKES: A SIGN OF POWER

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MASTURBATING WITH SANDPAPER: A SIGN OF POWER

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DISAPPROVINGLY SAYING "YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THAT" WHEN YOU HAVE NOT ACTUALLY EXPRESSED HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT: A SIGN OF POWER

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WRITING "OKAY" IN THE "DO NOT WRITE IN THIS SPACE" AREA OF A TEST: A SIGN OF POWER

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WRITING ON SCANTRONS IN THE AREA WHERE IT SAYS "DO NOT WRITE IN THIS SPACE" IN HUGE ALL CAPS: A SIGN OF POWER

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CONSTANTLY HONKING YOUR HORN WHEN DRIVING: A SIGN OF POWER

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ACTING IN A WAY THAT REFLECTS POORLY ON A LARGER GROUP OF PEOPLE: A SIGN OF POWER

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INSISTING THAT THE EARTH HAS ONLY EXISTED FOR AS LONG AS YOU'VE BEEN ALIVE: A SIGN OF POWER

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WEARING TWO MONOCLES INSTEAD OF GLASSES: A SIGN OF POWER

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OUTLIVING YOUR CHILDREN BECAUSE YOU KILLED THEM: A SIGN OF POWER

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HITTING FOR THE CYCLE IN ONE PLATE APPEARANCE: A SIGN OF POWER

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MAKING NO ATTEMPT TO UNDERSTAND THE METRIC SYSTEM: A SIGN OF POWER

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LIVING INSIDE A MOUNTAIN: A SIGN OF POWER

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TELLING PEOPLE YOU KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR THEM WITHOUT HAVING FULL KNOWLEDGE OF THE SITUATION: A SIGN OF POWER

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POINTING AT A RANDOM STRANGER IN A LARGE CROWD AND YELLING "I'M GONNA GET YOU!": A SIGN OF POWER

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NOT PUTTING YOUR CAR IN PARK WHEN YOU GET OUT OF IT: A SIGN OF POWER

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MAKING 100% OF THE SHOTS YOU DON'T TAKE: A SIGN OF POWER

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SLEEPING WHILE YOU'RE AWAKE: A SIGN OF POWER