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#BlackLivesMatter Cis He/Him/His

[Stuart @SIK3333]

@robcesternino The way Rob had no clue what @lashtweets was talking about with the Muzzy reference! 🤣 "Yes that's French they're speaking but no these children aren't French, they're American!"

[K-Ci’s “Alizeeeee” adlib on “How Do U Want It” @IceQuebe_]

Male rapper gets shot, the collective hip-hop world stops. A woman says she’s shot and all of a sudden everybody has doubts or they’re a podiatrist.

Misogyny is so nasty dawg.

[Stuart @SIK3333]

Considering I couldn’t find @maryanneoketch last night, I’ll consider this my photo op with her too since I’m in the background on the far left. 🥰

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

I go to Survivor watch parties for the @maryanneoketch photo op

[Stuart @SIK3333]

We did it Twitter! Great to meet you @ShannonGaitz and @AMikeBloomType

[Stuart @SIK3333]

When some of your favorite podcasters walk into the same restaurant as you for dinner and you’re afraid to say hello cause like they didn’t ask for that, they just wanted to eat. 🫠 But hello via Twitter @ShannonGaitz @AMikeBloomType

[Stuart @SIK3333]

@ShannonGaitz @AMikeBloomType I’ll say hi tonight I promise!

[Stuart @SIK3333]

When some of your favorite podcasters walk into the same restaurant as you for dinner and you’re afraid to say hello cause like they didn’t ask for that, they just wanted to eat. 🫠 But hello via Twitter @ShannonGaitz @AMikeBloomType

[billboard charts @billboardcharts]

.@samsmith and @kimpetras are the first publicly non-binary and transgender artists, respectively, to earn a No. 1 song on the #Hot100, thanks to "Unholy."

[billboard charts @billboardcharts]

.@GlassAnimals' "Heat Waves" officially breaks the record for the longest-charting song in #Hot100 history.

It spends a 91st week on the latest chart (at No. 21), surpassing the 90-week run of @theweeknd's "Blinding Lights."

[Stuart @SIK3333]

Turning 20: Eating most of an entire chocolate cake.

Turning 30: Eating most of a slice of chocolate cake after taking a lactaid pill

[Stuart @SIK3333]

Pet Peeve: people who wish you happy birthday after the fact. It’s not my birthday anymore. Just say ‘belated’ and don’t gaslight me. It’s totally fine if you missed it. Shit happens.

(I tweeted this today rather than tomorrow so no one can say I’m shading them)

[Sam Herbst @smhrbst]

Absolutely fascinating to watch someone who clearly has coasted through life being hot finally have to attempt to be charismatic

[Stuart @SIK3333]

@lashtweets I have the same thing with Instagram 'close friends'

[Stuart @SIK3333]

Damn my birthday couldn’t have worse timing this year

[Stuart @SIK3333]

Alleged?!?!? Fuck y’all

[Reuters @Reuters]

Kanye West's Twitter, Instagram accounts restricted after alleged anti-Semitic posts https://t.co/BwCXuSRJhN

[Stuart @SIK3333]

@mattliguori I think you’ll get spoiled on the best parts if you don’t go for it sooner than later

[yas @adoomies3]

I’m not a shield, I am a sword, I’m not a victim, I am a victor. I’m not Jasmine, I’m Aladdin, so far ahead, these bums is lagging 🤪

[Stuart @SIK3333]

This season started out ROUGH and I rage quit watching after episode 1. I watched maybe 5 episodes but I followed along the whole season and I cried so hard at Taylor’s win tonight! So fucking happy and proud of her after everything she had to endure! QUEEN! #Bb24

[Stuart @SIK3333]

@CBSTweet @CBSBigBrother @CBS @60Minutes @TheEqualizerCBS @Mrs_ARockstar we’re on 8 minute delay so be careful of Twitter spoiling you

[Stuart @SIK3333]

Once again thinking about the time in 2nd grade on a play-date when the other kid’s mom screamed at me ‘You can’t make assumptions! That’s how you end up dead in college!!’ And wondering what demons are in her past.