sikey

| 25 | why is it called oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

[sikey @sikeY_1]

oh ok

[nettspendfan @joebundah]

They saying 1.5 inches is the new 7 inches

[sikey @sikeY_1]

Haven't really played kovaaks in a year and domi click is eating my butt

[eggnog @sdhgsdlfighs]

mom caught me watching porn on my 3ds

[Ciarán @chalantguevara]

"what that dick do?"

mostly piss, i don't have a lot of sex

[rela @otterluvr08]

grown ass man saying “hai” and using :3 btw

[Meth Gator @themeth_gator]

This version of Wolverine is a H*CKIN BADASS! Who needs a middle finger when you have a middle CLAW!?!?!? I can’t wait to play this while my wife gets fucked in the other room

[Errai @errai]

(finding gf on the phone at 3am)

GF: Phase 1 is proceeding according to plan. Oh, don’t worry about him. He’s just a stupid pig

Me: (quietly) I’m sure she means culturally

Gf: yeah, he oinks like a piggy too, it’s so dumb

(stepping out of the dark) you don’t like my oinks….?

[VTuberFeetConnoisseur @VTuberFeetFan]

I see her feet more often than my family 😭

[sikey @sikeY_1]

I miss global offensive

[sikey @sikeY_1]

ive had deadlock installed for a whole year and never played it because it looks like it'd be too much stimulation and cause my brain to shut down, what do

[fartbarf @Fartbarf45]

Have you seen beeble deeble butthole people babble fabble tik tok scrabble rabblerauser put on your trouser in the houser hows the weather from the tether Heather pour a beverage over hedge green grass all over your ass to sassafras a plastic bone to pick flick a lick off ur dick

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

Employment.

[sikey @sikeY_1]

oh ok

[Coolcid @CoolcidProd]

polycule where instead of sex we eat, you guessed it, boiled cabbage

[fartbarf @Fartbarf45]

Is duct tape safe for keeping the poopy in?

[fartbarf @Fartbarf45]

I'm about to shoot shit from my asshole

[VTuberFeetConnoisseur @VTuberFeetFan]

having the time of my life 😵‍💫

[sikey @sikeY_1]

felt like csgo for a moment