𓆟 𓆝 𝓒𝓲𝓶𝓲𝓽 𓆝 𓆟

hidup kadang kidding pa ding ding oy

[arawr @flllowiee]

Cape banget ak

[eri @eepyeri]

the description for Facebook on the Google Play Store just says "hacked" ???

[sydney @squid_bees]

i like when a baby animal is just a shrunken version of the adult animal

[miss chad @laurenposting]

This gif changed me

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

we're so cooked as a species

[のあち @noa__od]

昨日初めてマツエクしたんだけど、自まつ毛ごといかれた。店選びミスった‼️金返せ💢

[INFOMITIGASI @infomitigasi]

Gaes... apa kalian merasakan penurunan kecepatan internet ???

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

This should legitimately be happening every day

[shade @yowaimomo_]

ITS OVER FOR ME 😭😭

[abel @tinkerabels]

woowooo udah berapa kali negara ini demo semenjak u jadi presiden, istigfar 😭

[Lexi Venia @goldenspirit155]

A man that is trying to make a living has his vehicle destroyed by MENTALLY DERANGED PARASITES.

[バズり隊 @WindowTappcou0]

夫が買ってきたお皿気に入りすぎて毎日が楽しいｗｗｗｗｗｗ

[Nywele Ngumu @mariahsudi]

This would explain why sons of dead beats are most likely to turn out exactly like their fathers 💀 even if they have never met them

[Bang Syah | F15-16 CAFKL @boeled_egg]

Mba kasir malay: akak dari mana?
Ak: dari yang rupiahnya lemah
Mba kasir malay dan sejawatnya: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ak:

[danerys @nakaharadz]

Tabrak aja anjing mereka juga gak ngerasa bersalah kan nabrak masyarakat sipil tahun lalu

[𝑅𝑒𝒾𝓃'²⁶ otw rabraw @ggoestoptn]

Meanwhile lulusan harvard di indo berakhir:

[Hagumi @furryhagumi]

Dyson once again over engineering the most, random ass things istg

[estropup 🏳️‍⚧️ @estropup]

the most insufferable person you know is going to have this

[Ghost. 🌈☔️ @burglahobbit]

Primates are so funny, bro, this is literally just some guy

[Om Patel @om_patel5]

SOMEONE VIBE CODED A VIDEO STREAM THAT IS SECRETLY 100% TEXT SO IT CANT BE BLOCKED

it plays 360p video at 30fps, but theres no actual video on the page. every frame is just colored text characters being repainted on a canvas

to the browser its not media at all, its javascript updating some text

its called asciline, and here's the trick:

> the server decodes the real video and streams it as binary packed text over websockets
> the browser paints thousands of colored block characters fast enough to look like 360p
> ad blockers and autoplay blockers cant catch it because theres no video element to catch
> it streams in kilobytes since its just strings, so it runs on trash internet

since the video is literally text, you can apply css glows to it, let people copy paste a moving frame, or feed it straight to a local llm

however, an unblockable stream is also an unblockable ad as well