The black rifle coffee alpha male takes a sip from his thermos and looks out from the bunker to the battlefield, it’s hell out there. “Perfect” He thinks
He adjusts the sights on his custom-built 16-inch 6mm ARC AR-15 with a Proof Research carbon-fiber barrel, JP Enterprises silent captured spring system, and a Geissele Super Dynamic Enhanced two-stage trigger. He picked it because the trigger felt smooth against his $350 carbon fiber combat gloves, and the alloy magazines were 20 grams lighter against his $2200 Kevlar vest.
He mindlessly feels at his tactical pouch, he has a 10 year supply of testosterone cypionate in it, just in case the pharmacies get hit. He smirks, “Daddy needs his combat fuel.” He’s been on TRT for 7 years, his testes have cobwebs on them.
He steps out of the bunker, he’s spent years training for this moment, doing weighted carries, getting “don’t tread on me” tattoos, bow hunting, having a beard.
“It’s fuckin showtime.” He announces.
Just then he feels something lightly tap his leg. He glances down. It’s a 17 dollar drone off temu. It has a decal on it.
“Is that… hentai?”
His legs are blown smooth off.
12 miles away in a disgusting room illuminated only by the degenerate glow of purple LED strip lighting, a 17 year old leans back in his cum stained gamer chair. He’s grown so frail and sickly his friends and family keep mistaking him for Asmongold.
He grabs another 30mg vyvanse and washes it down with a cold chicken nugget.
“GG faggot”
He’s killed 500 men.
Another one of Nicole's shady money-making schemes in action, how can a lonely office lady resist!? (NEPS was called immediately)
Super special thanks to @XiaoLambo for doing the SFX! using @OpenNSFWSP 's pack.
I've been rereading the Harry Potter books with my partner before bed and yeah, I have to give it to the chuds--Malfoid fixes two of the biggest problems with the book.
It's been discussed to death, but the characterization of House Slytherin really is the weakest part of the entire series.
Rowling clearly doesn't intend for the house to be pure evil, but all the named students are unpleasant or cruel, the most sympathetic adult Slytherins are portrayed as at best flawed anti-heroes, and by the seventh book literally every Slytherin student leaves before the battle of Hogwarts (either to join with Voldemort or stand aside).
At the same time, the Harry & Ginny pairing was never satisfying. Ginny's character growth is largely offscreen (offpage) and their romance is continually sidelined in favor of adventure. You get the sense that Rowling wasn't willing to take any more risks with Ginny after the Chamber of Secrets, so she feels flat even when compared to side characters like Neville or Luna.
By the end of the series Harry has had a bunch of different love interests and they've all been dismissed for one reason or another, so there's no time to add a new character or bring back an old one. It feels like Ginny just wins by process of elimination.
Making Malfoy the titular character's love interest is perfect.
Malfoy and Harry make good foils for one another because they are actually very similar characters. Both are prodigal sons grappling with family legacy and uncertain destiny. The books show a clear path to reconciliation, but never take it.
Their pairing would demonstrate how students needn't be defined by their house and creates a symbolic break between the previous generation of Slytherins and the next.
LOL - Trump stops mid helipad to wave and salute nobody.
Watch at 0:21, the camera zooms out to show.
Natalie Harp can also be seen on her way to Marine One. #TravelWithNatalie