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I'm six degrees off sexual center. I wear my heart on my sleeve, & try to think the best of people, despite my hatred of them. Handicapped & loathing It.

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I never question the sanity of people who talk to their pets. I question the ones who don’t.

Except for people with pet birds. They’re real assholes.

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@AdiraAllureXXX You don’t need hair to be sexy.

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My @ZUGU_CASE has a mysterious stain that keeps getting larger. Support said try leather polish, which failed. What can I do, as I’m not buying a new one!

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In one Supreme Court ruling from 3 toadies, 2 morons & their feckless leader, our democracy is basically gone. Biden has the power to fix it all, now that he’s immune to being punished for doing so, but has said he won’t use it to fix anything-including the clearly broken Court

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@SethMacFarlane @hulu All this season I missed the humor, & was afraid it was turning into “Star Trek the Next Generation”

You didn’t - you eliminated the slow pace of TNG, and improved on it. Now bring back some more humor in what I’m hoping desperately for - a season 4 - & it will be perfect!

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@Hulu @SethMacFarlane - just watched the latest @TheOrville ‘I really am glad your network brought it back, as well as the incredible new special effects! The only negative is less humot, but I’m still hoping you renew it 😊It’s far better than all the new Star Trek clones

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The Republicans are cheering how they got Roe overturned & are supposedly saving millions of lives. What about the lives lost because you want to cut healthcare for mom & & baby? Or because the kid can’t eat as you’re blocking WIC funding? Biden needs to pack the court.

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Thanks to our Supreme Court, a woman now has no right to choose to be pregnant. She can, however, buy an assault weapon at a gun show (as long as she's 18) and shoot at a bunch of people, & then take a 22 out if her purse & shoot herself in the head.

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I ended my long Twitter hiatus yesterday, & I already miss not giving a 💩about peoples problems so much that I’m going right back to ignoring Twitter.

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I know. It’s the “please feed me Daddy” face. Here is her “Why did you wake me, this is MY bed” face.

[Sydney @sydneyelainexo]

@SilenceofJefe that face in the last one 😹

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While she’s quite photographable, I have no picture of the toe beans. As she’s a calico, she’s got a rainbow assortment of them.

[Lola Whiskey Mouth ⚰️ @LolaMurder]

@SilenceofJefe Awww!

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I can’t stop taking pictures as she’s so damn cute.

[Sydney @sydneyelainexo]

@SilenceofJefe please pet her for me! she’s beautiful 💕💕

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I know you’ve opened your heart & home to a stray or 12, so I did my part to save someone who needed me as much as I needed her.

[Sydney @sydneyelainexo]

@SilenceofJefe i’m so sorry for your loss! but how wonderful of you to open your home to a former stray!!! thank you!!!

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@sydneyelainexo during my recent hiatus from Twitter, my beloved furchild Monster past away. A week after I rescued a former stray now named Noodle Bug from the local pound. I just wanted to tell you because your work (as well as @Debbernaut ) motivated me to adopt a former stray

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I live in VA. I will have to go to just gaze at heaven on earth!

[LEGO @LEGO_Group]

Time for some BIG building news - we're starting work on constructing a new factory in the USA. The new site in Virginia will create more than 1760 jobs and is due to open in 2025! 🧱

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@LolaMurder I see your Chazz & up you a Noodle Bug protecting my pillows.

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@DeeWilliamsXXX Hopefully soon, as it’s already broken. https://t.co/zAKmhItver

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The Republican Party is trying to force unwanted babies to be born, yet want to take away their formula, & then allow them to be shot. How do they care about “The sanctity of unborn life” yet allow babies to starve & for children to be attacked with assault weapons? #FuckTheGOP

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My dash pass expires in 6 weeks. Hello @Grubhub !

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Special group,tells me no credit. I ask for a manager. After 30 minutes of waiting, I call in. The agent told me that I can’t get credit for your broken app. I try to eat the food, & the fries are over salted. Same system is refusing a credit for that too.

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Special group,tells me no credit. I ask for a manager. After 30 minutes of waiting, I call in. The agent told me that I can’t get credit for your broken app. I try to eat the food, & the fries are over salted. Same system is refusing a credit for that too.

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@DoorDash @DoorDash_Help You have quite possibly the worst customer service. Your app is broken. It advertises a discount & it doesn’t go through. I call customer service to get this fixed. After being disconnected 3x I get the special group who handles this

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@DoorDash @DoorDash_Help You have quite possibly the worst customer service. Your app is broken. It advertises a discount & it doesn’t go through. I call customer service to get this fixed. After being disconnected 3x I get the special group who handles this