Some say he was found locked away in a cupboard with nothing except a pamphlet on how crisps are made, and that when he's reading off an autocue he won't say 'pause' out loud.
All we know is, ๐ฉ๐ฆ'๐ด ๐ค๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐๐ต๐ช๐จ. ๐ผ๐ฃ๐ ๐๐'๐จ ๐๐๐๐ .
my longing is disfigured and grotesque. i will hold onto you so tightly that my nails will dig into your skin and i will kiss you so desperately that i will draw blood.