good news y’all. i’ve spoken with my ex and she’s agreed to write me a glowing recommendation for my AOC boyfriend application. now i just need one of you to help fill the 2014-2026 employment gap in my resume.
hey @AOC i know this is alarmingly soon and going to get me cancelled but i have acid reflux if ur looking for a disadvantaged and hopelessly-single guy to support in ur spare volunteer time
Claims she has a button fitted on her belly, and when she gets the nod that he’s asleep she moves her hand and presses a button that wakes him. They’re calling her The Zapper. No idea if it’s true but it *appears* to line up.