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@HawaiiNewsNow @SFGate @Forbes @CNN @cnnbrk @NewYorkTimes11 @FOX40 @BuzzFeed Hey news outlets. I sent face masks to my grandma in Hong Kong via @USPS @USPSHelp because of the CORONAVIRUS & those bastards stole the package. Spread the word. This is fucking illegal. Screw you USPS

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@USPS @USPSHelp the customs paperwork clearly stated it was face masks so whichever employee fucking stole it, I hope you catch the fucking cornonavirus. You stole them from an 83 year old grandma. What kind of business are you? Stealing mail is fucking illegal you pieces of shit

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@USPS @USPSHelp I hope you guys go to hell. I sent 30 face masks to my grandma in Hong Kong because of the coronavirus, paid double for express shipping & you guys go & lose the fucking package. Even if you guys reimburse me for it, those masks are sold out everywhere. Fuck you.

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@jordynwoods’ tell all on Red Talk Table is pop culture’s version of the state of the union lol 🤷🏻‍♀️

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I’m watching RHWOATL and @Porsha4real goes “I love Chinatown, I feel like I just stepped off the trolley and now I’m in Tokyo” 🤦🏻‍♀️ Are you 4 real bish?

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@UPSHelp @ups How you gonna ask me if I want to pick it up the next day!? It’s a fucking 81 pound package. You guys are so stupid.

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@amazon, you are also just as guilty to why I’m on fire this morning over my lost package 🖕🏻

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@hekkadonnanelso 🙏🏼

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Binging on the latest season of Real Housewives of OC and @ShannonBeador, you are indeed crazy 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Insomnia paying a visit tonight

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The wait for @USPSHelp is between one hour fourty minutes to two hours on the phone. Are you fucking kidding me?

[Netflix @netflix]

brb changing my name to Netflib

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@HawaiianAir I’ve been on hold for 30 minutes. Is this a joke?

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I downloaded the Twitter app (it's been deleted off my phone for a year now) just so I could tweet to @UPS @UPSHelp on how stupid they are 🙄

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Check out #TheLipPencil by BITE! https://t.co/MfavP1DXPi @BiteBeauty @Influenster #contest

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I could eat bacon everyday and still be the happiest camper on earth *bacon emoji*

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It's so satisfying when you see karma work it's magic 🤗✨

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Highs at 92 degrees in SF? The world must be ending ☀️🔥