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[Spindu☁️ @hard_thymes]

I was high the other day after finally rolling my first joint and then smoking a fat blunt right after.

At first nothing hit, so I kept puffing while babe was out. Suddenly the walls whispered compliments about my socks, the couch tried to hug me back, and I spent ten minutes debating pizza toppings with my toaster in a pirate voice.
When the doorbell rang I freaked, army-crawled over thinking it was the cops, and opened up in boxers holding a single sock. “Babe will kill me,” I whispered to the pizza guy as I traded the sock for the pie. He just nodded and left. Babe came home to find me asleep in a chip-bag fort with a note on my forehead: “Never again… unless it’s Taco Tuesday.”
😭

[Spindu☁️ @hard_thymes]

Fr this is crazy foo
Tf! Is wrong with young people lately. Maybe he try'na be the hottest artist tho.

[Spindu☁️ @hard_thymes]

Get lit bruhh🌿💨
Gotta start my day right
Have you had yours today??

[Spindu☁️ @hard_thymes]

This is crazy af! Dude really lit 🔥 himself up
Guard your bf cause they be out here doing crazy stuff 😅

[Spindu☁️ @hard_thymes]

Holy joint to bless the week🙏💨

[Tech Dude @silly_IT_guy]

@hard_thymes 💨

[Spindu☁️ @hard_thymes]

Wake n bake: The official way to turn "Monday" into "Mon-yay."

🌿💨

[Tech Dude @silly_IT_guy]

@hard_thymes That's wild🤣

[Spindu☁️ @hard_thymes]

🥷 who tf came up with this marketing idea 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Spindu☁️ @hard_thymes]

I choose the green life🌿
Where do you belong??

[Spindu☁️ @hard_thymes]

🌿💨Good mornin', my dude... or whenever the fuck you wake up today Rise and shine like that first hit of the day slow, smooth, and full of good vibes.
The sun's out there blazin' just for you, the birds are chirpin' their little high-ass songs, and the universe is sayin' "take it easy, legend."
Spark up some weed (or whatever gets you right), stretch like a lazy cat, and remember: today's gonna be groovy as long as you don't stress the small shit. You got this. Now go conquer the world... or at least the couch. Much love and positive smoke signals your way.
💨💨

[Spindu☁️ @hard_thymes]

Rolled and ready for launch 🚀
Good morning space explorers❤️

[Spindu☁️ @hard_thymes]

“I’m just gonna take one hit”
→ Opening prayer🤣🌿💨💨

[Spindu☁️ @hard_thymes]

Small accounts out here grinding while big ones sleep on us 😤 Omor, what's the one thing that actually boosted your Visibility lately?
#Twittergrowth #vibes

[Tech Dude @silly_IT_guy]

@tomiwaviral Nice

[Tech Dude @silly_IT_guy]

@hard_thymes 🤤

[Tech Dude @silly_IT_guy]

@hard_thymes Ai be taking jobs lately

[Spindu☁️ @hard_thymes]

In this situation, who gets high??🤣

What in the weed mechanical fuck is going on here🤣

[Tech Dude @silly_IT_guy]

@hard_thymes 🤣🤣🤣

[Spindu☁️ @hard_thymes]

Bro couldn't believe his eyes🤣🤣
👀🌿💨