Simon Lonsdale

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@theuncle73 You should have to resit the Highway Code due to your sub-optimal knowledge

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@theuncle73 No

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@BurnleyOfficial Passive, negative, tepid football. Eye-wateringly bad. Enough is enough, he has to go @AlanPaceBFC

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@CarolanCoach @n_j_ashley I’ve given up on football this year, it’s all about the egg chasing 🏉

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@PhilMickelson Bantz

[Sean Anderson @SandersonRadio]

No one has ever done a better lie detector gag

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@theuncle73 They’re only the band that the Beatles could have been.

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@JJWatt Class JJ 👏

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@theuncle73

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@theuncle73

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@theuncle73 I wouldn’t want you installing my washing machine either

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@theuncle73 No sorry

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@tobyvm 🤷‍♂️

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@theuncle73 No

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@theuncle73 Yes

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@tobyvm @ITV In the build up they talked about us for about 20 seconds and the rest was all about spurs 🙄

Perfectly balanced commentary; you’re looking for a problem that wasn’t there

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@theuncle73 Love this, all you deserve

[Roman Kemp @romankemp]

This video from @NorwichCityFC is the best bit of Mental Health Awareness I’ve ever seen… watch until the end.