Big Iron

Times have changed, darlin'.

{ He/Him/It |21+Mun } {N/SFW mostly SFW} {Friendly mun} { #HSRRP | No Minors Pease | pfp:@/nararana_1027 }

[Big Iron @SilverLoadedGun]

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Funny how fate works.

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⟮🪦⟯ Not new to verse/character
⟮🪦⟯ N/SFW mostly SFW
⟮🪦⟯ 9+ years experience
⟮🪦⟯ Multi-Ship

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[Big Iron @SilverLoadedGun]

@Garden0fVirtue "I'm just up in arms over not knowin I had options..."

He blushed softly, happy to have kisses.

"You're beyond sweet darlin, you can tell me heinous shirt too an I wouldn't mind talkin about it."

[Big Iron @SilverLoadedGun]

What the fork do you mean I could order interchangeable parts for my junk?!

[Waving catalog]

I coulda had a 50% off weeiner the size of my thigh this whole time?!

[Big Iron @SilverLoadedGun]

@Garden0fVirtue Boothill leaned into the knight with a soft sigh, tossing the catalog aside.

"Much appreciated, Rosie... least my pressure sensors are mostly online. Thanks for also bein easy ta talk to... I can't believe we were so casual about that."

[Big Iron @SilverLoadedGun]

@Garden0fVirtue "Quite the opposite actually."

He gave a soft laugh.

"I'm pretty numb an strugglin a little to stay grounded without it."

[Big Iron @SilverLoadedGun]

@Garden0fVirtue "Interestin."

He hummed.

"Would ya mind if I asked ta lead? I tend ta be a giver, an enjoy my partners pleasure over my own since my sensors are on the fritz."

Boothill turned a bit to show a knick in his robotic spine.

"Waitin on the part ta come in ta fix it."

[Big Iron @SilverLoadedGun]

@Garden0fVirtue "Don't mind it on occasion, been a while though."

He tipped his head looking at a different page.

"What's yer preference, Rosie?"

[Big Iron @SilverLoadedGun]

@seabreezelament You keep those up, or I'm movin in ta monitor ya.

[Big Iron @SilverLoadedGun]

@seabreezelament Glad you're still here too.

[Big Iron @SilverLoadedGun]

@seabreezelament Ya know it's a act, but I appreciate it all the same.

[Big Iron @SilverLoadedGun]

@seabreezelament Survivin for the most part, tryin not to let the cosmos eat me alive.

[Big Iron @SilverLoadedGun]

@Garden0fVirtue "....now you listen here, Rosie."

Holding the catalog up to show the pictured item.

"That thing would forkin kill ya, only reason ta own it is the novelty. Now, this one like four pages on is reasonable, 7 inches nicely shaped, thats assumin I'm topin tho."

He made a face.

[Big Iron @SilverLoadedGun]

@seabreezelament ...fine.

[He sighed heavily.]

There goes my Last Unicorn moment.

[Big Iron @SilverLoadedGun]

@seabreezelament I ain't fudgin with no IPC tech ta get the dern thing fixed...

I'd rather be trampled by the red bull.

[Big Iron @SilverLoadedGun]

@seabreezelament ....not from what I know.

[Big Iron @SilverLoadedGun]

@seabreezelament .....honky.

Horn knee.

Honky.

Who the fork programed this stupid forkin thing?!

[Big Iron @SilverLoadedGun]

@seabreezelament I would have liked the opportunity to have this.

Ace people get honky too, man.

[Big Iron @SilverLoadedGun]

@seabreezelament ....no.

[Big Iron @SilverLoadedGun]

@seabreezelament [He opened the catalog to point at the attachment.]

Its called the wanimingo! It's completely non functional as a peneer! It's stupid big though.

I'm more mad the forkin dr lady didn't tell me my model had this shit available.

[Big Iron @SilverLoadedGun]

@seabreezelament I would have to agree, kinda gotta since it's saved my axe a bunch.

[Big Iron @SilverLoadedGun]

Do you ever just wanna eat a handful of raw ground beef?