Simon

Terrible Comedian

[Simon @Sim4n]

@KyleCross29 @ComingInHotSens I agree!

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Black Monday

[Simon @Sim4n]

I just gave the bartender my costco card to pay for drinks

[Simon @Sim4n]

. @pulpmx what happened to Jacob Piccolo on the Canadian scene?

[Kal @Kalimtherover]

I know a hair of the dog pint when I see one. Going down like cement.

[Simon @Sim4n]

@Bones_338 Yes

[Simon @Sim4n]

Three drinks deep, riding a lime scooter to a date.

This is why we do it folks, this is why we wake up in the morning. If you could bottle up this feeling you’d be a millionaire.

[Simon @Sim4n]

@ShaunBoardman @FunkyChicken251 He had like 3 years at ktm

[Simon @Sim4n]

@stick146 @BordenThe He struggled badly in the pros

[Simon @Sim4n]

@DeoNavjot Very slick bike!

[Simon @Sim4n]

Just got a burger after a couple drinks at the bar.. I didn’t realize this level of heartburn was humanly possible.

[Simon @Sim4n]

@Rhtw0tw0 @bigmx_radio Well said

[Simon @Sim4n]

@racerxonline Dean Wilson grabs that one

[21st Century City @urbanthoughts11]

Accidentally perfect advertisement for trains

[Simon @Sim4n]

@Optionthr3 @BordenThe I don’t think a PC bike will magically fix the supercross issue.

[Simon @Sim4n]

How do I get strawberry milk mobs number

[Simon @Sim4n]

Being 26 is tough.

One min its 2am at the casino, you’ve got 100 on black letting that good feeling ride.

Next minute its 9AM and you’re at a book signing at some book store in the clothes you wore yesterday

[Simon @Sim4n]

Me after putting in a family sized lasagna in the communal work microwave for 45 min at 11:57 AM.

[Simon @Sim4n]

@PulpmxShow Actual Career vs amateur expectations. Can you make the argument MA800 has performed better then AC9?

[Simon @Sim4n]

Unfortunately still in love with madelyn cline