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@TheBooguhLou @hell_line0 Buddy, there’s no such thing as an unfertilized embryo… that’s just an egg

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@Softnessa_ I was over the moon when my parents gave me thier car after they got new ones. Teenagers don’t need brand new cars anyway cuz they are more likely to wreck them

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

people who don’t have cats are always like “oh but they are so independent and unattached” okay then why is my cat trying to break down my bathroom door when i’m in the shower

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@SolRadiant7 My man can masterbate all he wants as long as porn isn’t involved (unless it’s me)

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@king_chriss25 @LexiiiiCat @chi2charged @jackcitymafia @jeffwellz @Opesikah If you are always open for sex but a woman is not, doesn’t that make you the easy one? 🤔

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@RoxX_Xylr @_6signxxx Not necessarily. Asian people have always looked way younger than any other race

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@hashjenni Sex is way better when you’re in love

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@_sorrengailll Having a man that loves you and cares makes the sex 1000 times better

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@Djsjdjdhdhr @poetinpinkshoes @MAGAVoice Someone’s mad they got proved wrong

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@SG__FFC My phone will tell me when it’s at 20%

[Golden Freddy @ThatYellowBear]

THEY FUCKING COOKED HER.

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@JamesPullUp @mittiessss @layloqasim You need to get out more if that’s what you think of women 💀

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@JeremyTate41 @SeanDuffyWI No thanks, I’d like to be comfortable on a multi-hour flight

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@ImmuneHack @chepchumba_val I like my men to not be whores and have the ability to see sex as an emotional connection between two lovers and not just for pleasure

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@bbfan009 @sohighschooI13 @ananxagoras That’s gonna be me and my bf once I turn 23 in a few months 🤷‍♀️ We met as adults and both have very similar interests and wants in life. Yeah he acts like a teenager sometimes but that’s not gonna last forever

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@Slatzism I live alone and don’t cook for people so idc what she doesn’t tbh. She eats on the counter too in a spot dedicated for her things 🤷‍♀️

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

If you can’t pronounce Acetaminophen, you probably shouldn’t be giving out medical advice related to Acetaminophen.

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@stoolpresidente Do you know what tomorrow is by chance?

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@onyeka1262103 @alive_lake The same thing was said about books many years ago

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@J0hnny_c4ge_ @alive_lake Tell me you don’t know how genetics work without telling me