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Slanted & Enchanted

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@CPFC Eze’s final pick comes down to eenie meenie minie mo.

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@destructo9000 Demdike Stare. Esben and the Witch. Sunnn•

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Wembley here we come. He's just to good for you. Big thanks to lucky Bugle tshirt. #speronismagicmuttonchops

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#closingceremony oh dear it's a late attempt to piss it all away. Who are these sub work experience kids miming badly?

[The Bugle @hellobuglers]

Football commentary imminent on @AbsoluteRadio90, with me and Russell Howard. Tweet any questions to @producerchris.

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@producerchris Football commentary is fantastic. Much better than ITV's lemon chewing festival last night.

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Ready for Tim Minchin to take the stage.

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Brains ... http://t.co/E9PK8vMd

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@clarksoriginals @joyformidable Two Giants? Blaise Castle home of the giants who carved the Avon Gorge?

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I tried to shave the bugle and now my razor is broken and my beloved instrument scratched.
#savethebugle

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@SteamCorris don't let google grind you down

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T Shirt Slogan of the week "I went looting and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"

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Join The Independent campaign to ban wild animals in circuses http://t.co/5u0fgbR

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@mrmarksteel In WW2 it was the evacuation site for the Royal Family and Government in the event of invasion.

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@billybragg Agnostic. You can spot them by their fence shaped buttocks.

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Goal scored by Darren Purse from close in to the bottom right corner of the goal. Sheff Wed 2-2 Crystal Palace.