Simian One

its never been

[Simian One @SimianOne]

schrödinger’s drake

[launders @launders]

🔥🔥ROTTERDAM QUICKIE 🔥🔥

Winner drawn SUNDAY

RT, follow @thunderpickco, and @ someone who gets nervous in 1v1s

[Simian One @SimianOne]

Mid af PID control if you ask me

[Kathleen @tmszhjh88]

It's too stable.

[Simian One @SimianOne]

@aidemcauley The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013)

[Sean @seanhhm]

“We knew the story of the international rules-based order was partially false. … That rules were enforced asymmetrically. And we knew that international law applied with varying rigour depending on the identity of the accused or the victim.”
— Mark Carney, PM of Canada

[Simian One @SimianOne]

@santodrive2 The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013) 🙏
https://t.co/j5U70uWCMZ

[Nick @NickZararis]

Leaving out a Molson and a crack rock for Rob Ford tonight

[✍️ @jazzanchovy]

Made brown rice on the white rice setting and it was fine. Wondering what else doesn’t matter

[Simian One @SimianOne]

chinese new year, chinese new me

[Simian One @SimianOne]

@aidemcauley The Creator (2023)

[NEON @neonrated]

Rivoli or bust. Official trailer for NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW THE MOVIE. In theaters 2.13.

[basil @blis5ful]

why does everyone want to go to japan lets go to china

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

He’s making a list.

Checking it twice!

It was converted from PDF.

Formatting is weird.

He’s giving up.

[NEON @neonrated]

No actors. No permits. No clue. NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW THE MOVIE. In theaters 2.13.

[Andrew McCarthy @AJamesMcCarthy]

Immense planning and technical precision was required for this absolutely preposterous (but real) view: I captured my friend @BlackGryph0n transiting the sun during a skydive.

This might be the first photo of it's kind in existence. See a video of this moment in the reply 👇

[Simian One @SimianOne]

@Gate14Pod

[Simian One @SimianOne]

who the fuck wears jeans on a boat?

[YEGWAVE @yegwave]

Former Canadian PM Justin Trudeau and pop star Katy Perry are reportedly dating, seen sharing a kiss on her Santa Barbara yacht.

[Simian One @SimianOne]

Bring me my BYD and I will be yours forever supreme leader Carney!!!

[CTV News @CTVNews]

Ottawa considering scrapping tariffs on Chinese electric vehicles https://t.co/zBnJbHlOjd

[DD @KreweOfSaintly7]

We are a top engineering school

[Simian One @SimianOne]

@GeorgeWshinBord My notes app reads like the schizophrenic ramblings of Jerry Seinfeld

[Simian One @SimianOne]

That shit gonna be ra on the inside