My Random Musingz

For laughs, learning and sundry.

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@McBluetoothCCFR @tamunoM1 @n6oflife6 Smh

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@fairy_ariaah @BigBroGuide @oku_yungx 😂😂😂

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@PapiSneh101 @kingsuleiman27

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@kingsuleiman27 They forgive wella. I know one who even found out the first child wasn't his & the marriage continued. They even had a second child. Funniest part is that they are both igalas. Which nullifies that lie about something happening to the man if he finds out the wife cheated. Job!!!

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@UCdeyforyou247 @MuokaFrancis4 @Hybrid_Ola 🤣🤣🤣

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@FuelWord94922 @KelOnovo 🤣👌

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@EBona69 🤣🤣🤣

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@mathoks2012 @n6oflife6 @masurge7 I agree

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@GloriousGod01 No uterus, no opinion!

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@EzekielAriyak @firstladyship You have a very good point

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@EkyDorlyn @firstladyship The ability to spot sarcasm is also a sign of intelligence. Some of the replies under this comment show how unintelligent people are. Smh

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@baggyman212 @HarmlessHQ 😂😂😂

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@evanesce_01 @theboyisgreat 😂😂😂

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@_samueld_ @theboyisgreat Shame wear the guy agbada

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@Chinonso_Iyi @Admiral_Cyborg Gbam

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@kenkenlewu Hehehehe. Reading comments especially from women who think the advice is from a place of pain or trauma made me smile. Experience they say is the best teacher. Unfortunately, humans are wired to learn from their own experiences & never of those who are closest to them.

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@Hoviland @Morris_Monye 😂😂😂

[Charly Boy Area Fada 1 @AreaFada1]

*In 1951 a politician bought a horse for a race at £50,000. The seller agreed to deliver the horse the next day.*

In the morning of the next day, he drove up and said: "Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The horse is dead."

The politician replied: "Well, just give me my money back then."
The seller said: "Can’t do that. I’ve already spent it." The politician said: "OK, then, just bring me the dead horse."
The farmer asked: "What are you going to do with it?"
The politician said: "I’m going to raffle it off to the people as a speed horse that can win a race"

The seller responded: "You can’t raffle a dead horse."

Politician replied: "Sure, I can. Just watch me. You don't know the people, l will post wonderful pictures of a horse, I just won’t tell anybody it's dead. I will market it with propaganda and present it as capable of chasing criminals away"

A month later, the seller met up with the politician and asked: "What happened with that dead horse?"

Politician replied: "I raffled it off. I sold 1million tickets at £2 each and made a profit of £2m.

*The seller was dazed and asked: "Didn’t anyone complain?"*
*Politician said: "Just the guy who won. I told him the horse died on our way to deliver. So, I gave him back his £2 with apology. I told him l have refunded everyone. He consoled me and told me to keep it up that I am a good man.’ That, after all, I have suffered (a lot of loss). He prayed for me and called on God to bless me. Telling me that the country needs honest people like me to come and run for office".*

LESSON

*Dem don dey arrange demselves. The political raffle ticket will soon be back to sell to people another dead horse in 2027*
I trust say our mumu don beleful us.
Or else, sorry go be our name.
Mumu too much.

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

“Firstly, I’m a Yoruba, And We All Know Tinubu Has Done Nothing To Deserve To Be Re-Elected In 2027. All Of You Contracted And Paid To Campaign For Him Know That He Is Not Fixing Anything In Nigeria. A President Who Is Working Doesn’t Need To Pay Anyone To Promote His Government. Unfortunately, In Nigeria, It’s The Other Way Round. Billions Are Spent On PR Instead Of Actually Investing That Money Into Fixing The Country. Such a Shame.” ~ Man

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@OnMookie @nostainbillionz @Morris_Monye 😂😂😂