Iamdante simiyu

@iamdante_simiyu

[Keith Siau @drkeithsiau]

Immunoglobulins 😅

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

Looking at the nurses cardex like:

"MO Intern was informed of the patient's condition and he said he's not a pediatric surgeon."

[We Are Messi 🔟 @WeAreMessi]

On this day two years ago…

Leo Messi shed tears during the Copa 2021 celebration match🇦🇷

“I searched for it for a long time, dreamed of it, lived it with so much anxiety and desire, a unique moment because of how it happened and where it happened.”

https://t.co/zctIh1880G

[433 @433]

Leo Messi has now equalled David Beckham as the 5️⃣th best free kick taker of all-time ⚽️🎯

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Lionel Messi has drawn level with David Beckham for career free kick goals 🎯🐐

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Brilliant game but no one is watching

[TA✨ @DrPharmDMDTh]

How to read a CXR

[M🍥 @Mo_utdred]

Ten Hag when he sees his former player struggling to get game time.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

The English Premier League trophy is coming on a tour of Kenya between September 1st and 2nd, and Arsenal fans would finally get to see their worst nightmare at close range. Elephant.

[AFC Leopards @AFCLeopards]

PLAYER UPDATES

Introducing Ronald Sichenje Bebeto

Position : Winger
Jersey number : 30
Schools attended : Kakamega School
Hobbies : Watching movies and riding bikes
Soccer Idol :Dybala and Griezmann

#Betika #OursForever #INGWE

[Kipkemoi Sn. E 🇰🇪 @doktari254]

Internship chronicles

Intern: The FBS yesterday was 26.1 and today it’s 20.1.He is on mixtard 20:10 and metformin 500mg BD.
Consultant : Why are you not achieving sugar controls daktari ?

Meanwhile the patient pale nocte 👇🏾

[Ogera @d_ogera]

NBU Nurse at 3am: "Daktari we ni sharp shooter, si utuwekee hii line..."
Me: "Wacha nifike OPD nakam"

[Ogera @d_ogera]

You are allowed to make mistakes but as a surgeon, never make a mistake of drinking porridge before a long case.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Drake’s new album "For All The Dogs" reportedly dropping this week

[Sam Pilger @sampilger]

Ange Postecoglou had never won a Premier League game before today; Gary O'Neil only had a few days to prepare and yet both of their teams outplayed Erik ten Hag's more settled and better stocked Manchester United side this week. That has to already be a major concern. #MUFC

[𝙇𝙞𝙖𝙢 @OfficialVizeh]

At what point will Man Utd fans start having uncomfortable conversations about Ten Hag...

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Mbappe

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Pure footballing truth.

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

Kuna this student presenting about heart failure. He has said the patient has a reduced 'ejaculation fraction' instead of reduced 'ejection fraction'.

Round imepause tucheke😂