Simone

Find beauty in the mundane☝️Occasional political rant 📢 potty mouth 👄 Spicy dry red wine 🍷 I'm mostly here for the food...not small talk

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Making fake pockets on women’s pants should not be a thing. I thought I had a new favourite pair of pants... now they’re just.... fucking pants.

#istandwithwomenspockets

[Simone @Simmeee]

Me: Sophia I swear I’m am 🤏🏽this close to losing my marbles!

Sophia: no they’re not your marbles they’re mine!!

#parenting #thisiswhyidonthavetime

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@KikiTheRed Lover... I wish I had the energy

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I just discovered who SuperM are and I now understand my Dad’s expression when I first expressed my love for backstreet boys...@KikiTheRed

#WTFISGOINGON

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@KikiTheRed

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@KikiTheRed How the fuck do you know about all these people?

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@KikiTheRed Lover may we forever be victorious... again

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#FlyEaglesFly that is all

[Simone @Simmeee]

@KikiTheRed I've fallen in love
I've fallen in love for the first time
And this time I know it's for real
I've fallen in love, yeah
God knows, God knows I've fallen in love

[Simone @Simmeee]

@KikiTheRed I want to break free. Queen

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@KikiTheRed Lover... I know a guy who does amazing vegan Chinese #chinesemedicine

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Puts on @JamesBayMusic. 6 hours later, still listening to @JamesBayMusic. Why you play with my feelings like this?

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@KikiTheRed Lover... letsssssssss

[Simone @Simmeee]

@KikiTheRed Lover how did you know? It’s like my life is full blast on social media rn

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@KikiTheRed Idk I’m overthinking this question...it’s 5am after all

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@KikiTheRed

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@KikiTheRed Never mind. My notifications lied to me

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@KikiTheRed Lover you’re awake and you do t have a child.... what are you doing?!

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@switchkick5 And forget it if one of the aunties spots you out partying ...”that one, always talking to boys around the corner”

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@switchkick5 😂. Islanders = what position does your son play in rugby?