Patrick Simms

[UNIONIST 🇬🇧 @robertraineyni]

#ArleneFoster tries to scare us re #GerryAdams - Real unionists know he's a cowardly lowlife piece of dirt. #AE17

[Patrick Simms @SimmsPaddy]

#qubcomedy1 Why is a tanned @Nigel_Farage finger blasting me?

[Patrick Simms @SimmsPaddy]

#qubcomedy2 "It's our last time so make it count....we don't want another adopted kid!"

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

With a skeleton crew, filming for Amazon Prime's new motoring programme has begun.

[Stephen Ferris @StephenFerris6]

Video ref needs to phone himself a taxi and let this opening game flow.

[Patrick Simms @SimmsPaddy]

#WeDealInReal

[Patrick Simms @SimmsPaddy]

#RWC2015

[Patrick Simms @SimmsPaddy]

@BBCNolan would you stop letting Kelly walk all over your show! You afraid??

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Many many thanks for all your support and encouragement over the years. So sad and sorry it's ended like this

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Next week, I'm doing a pilot Radio 2 breakfast show with an independent production company. We'll see how it goes.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The spiral groove between strands of rope is called a cuntline.

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

China has a problem involving strippers performing at funerals. Yes, really. (2 Photos: http://t.co/xor3PLQkhc)

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Because today it's appropriate...

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

Daenerys’ stunt double on #GameOfThrones is equally attractive (29 Photos: http://t.co/2XN11eI9S3)

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

30% of a person's sense of connectedness to a higher power is inherited, studies show.

[Gerard Attree @oldredcoach]

@armaghrugbyclub Awesome achievement Armagh Rugby. Proud to be an Armagh man. Onwards and upwards!

[Dalzells Appliances @Dalzells]

Congratulations to all at @armaghrugbyclub on their historic promotion yesterday - Nice Shirts ;-) #ProudSponsor

[Overly Manly Man @OverlyManlyMann]

Too true