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Do it for the giggles x

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Decided to invest stocks in wetherspoons, seeing as it's my second home anyway

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@DumbleTheDoor @girlposts 'post from white girl' lols, do you have a second account?

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Ooooh, it's 13th June. Been a year since discharged from the batshit ward at hospital, go me!

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Walked downstairs butt naked, thinking it was safe...turns out curtains wide open and a shocked neighbour standing there..oops

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@nathanedgar96 @BenRedheadd So he's still heading up fifa?

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@BenRedheadd It's not that I don't believe you, its just...I haven't seen enough tweets about it yet

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Apparently Blatter has resigned? Only a rumour though, need to see more tweets for confirmation

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Follow me on Instafag, got a whole 1 piccy upload x

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Is it too late to change subjects to something easy?

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First exam in a week, so boned

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@Simmyjims your Instagram username made piss myself laughing hahahaha

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The invisible Jihadi is the greatest terrorist of all time

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I'm so proud of myself

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So I made this

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On of my friends on facebook: I need a highchair

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Pub: calm down bro, I got you

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Me: omgosh I need to revise

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No seriously, they were my fourth favourite pair of socks..

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90th tweet goes out to Aaron and Matt, if you guys ever get off the streets etc I'd love my socks back x