Matthew Stahr

Grilled cheese sandwich enthusiast and self-proclaimed sports gambling square.

[Matthew Stahr @simon201]

@JunksRadio IS EB HAVING A STROKE?! @matt_valdez

[Matthew Stahr @simon201]

@MatthewBerryTMR For those like me who wondered if kneel downs at the end of games ever actually matter — They do! #fantasylife

(This is not my team, but a semis matchup in the league I run. My team name was way more creative than either of these! 🥸)

[Matthew Stahr @simon201]

@barstoolsports Closing my eyes and thinking pleasant thoughts so I don’t have nightmares from the @Snapchat commercial…

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@BillSimmons Mike Tomlin would be proud!

[Matthew Stahr @simon201]

@minakimes #DUUUVAL SPECIAL!!!

[Matthew Stahr @simon201]

@JunksRadio @matt_valdez @drabtshirt Ham is silly for sure but have you tried this? 🤤

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Oh they’ve just given up now

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

If twitter shuts down I think you all should know that I don't even work for AriZona. Someone just left this account logged into a Macbook at the Apple Store in Queens and I've been using it ever since

[Matthew Stahr @simon201]

@DraftKings MORE LIKE JEFF… SUNDAY. AMIRITE!? #colts #fortheshoe

[Matthew Stahr @simon201]

@minakimes @Buccaneers Did Brady watch Friday’s ep of @PTI? 😬 @TheFrankIsola

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@JakeSucky @anniefuchsia How many boars did she have to kill?

[Matthew Stahr @simon201]

@JunksRadio This PFF guy sounds like McNulty talking about football. (From The Wire, for all the donks.) I want Lurch’s opinion…

[rosecitypeach @rosecitypeach]

Here is Kyler Murray’s fantasy points for each game of his career. The line in orange is when the annual Call of Duty game released. Coincidence?

@Danny_Heifetz @DannyBKelly @noahmoreparties @pahowdy

[Matthew Stahr @simon201]

@JunksRadio @EBJunkies’ calendar:
Jan: hate life
Feb: hate life
Mar: recover from winter
Apr: recover from winter
May: love life!
Jun: love life!
Jul: prepare for fall
Aug: prepare for fall
Sep: hate life
Oct: hate life
Nov: hate life
Dec: hate life

[Matthew Stahr @simon201]

NOT FUNNY. 😭😭😭

[Cam Heyward @CamHeyward]

Damn it’s been real Steelers nation…

[Matthew Stahr @simon201]

@JunksRadio @NFL Here’s a better quality photo so you can actually tell who’s who. But still Rhule.

[Matthew Stahr @simon201]

@CBSSports watching Barkley red ‘X’ his bracket is giving me an aneurysm. #marchmadness

[Matthew Stahr @simon201]

@DrEricDing WILL ALL MY ATOMIC CLOCKS UNDERSTAND WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?

[Matthew Stahr @simon201]

@JunksRadio @EBJunkies The last 10 min of Bish joaning was the Fri content we needed! 😂😂😂

[Dan Rapaport @Daniel_Rapaport]

I’d heard murmurs about @Morgan_Hoffmann. That he’d moved to the jungle. That he’d gone fully off the grid. That he’s drinking his own piss.

So I went down to Costa Rica to see him. What I saw was truly remarkable: https://t.co/u4XJBxINCC