Simon Caley

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@michblakexo Surely you own it?

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@AstridWett Std clinic

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@SamanthaTaghoy Correct ✅

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@AstridWett Look up dignity in the dictionary

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@dannymcnamara Extremely talented

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@ladbible An 86 year old dying? What are the odds of that? Really sorry this has spoilt her £66k cruise. Poor her.

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What exactly is happening down my road @AnglianWater ?

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@fesshole This makes no sense

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@Tim_Burgess @thecharlatans Supporting oasis at Knebworth. Not a bad introduction.

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@PJPOLACO You’re not really making yourself relevant by commenting on this.

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@fesshole Yeah it won’t, bitcoin for adults is still like believing in Father Christmas you sad cunt

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@PapaPincus £14.99 a month for sky sports on now tv

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@fesshole Wow, some of these confessions are best kept to yourselves. Not sure how you come back from this one.

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@fesshole Shitcunt

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@ladbible Cheers ladbible, girlfriends crying

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@DirtyFootbaIIer I hate that fucking guy

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@Alphafox78 Yes

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@fesshole You’re a piece of shit

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@TooGoodToGo never had any refunds for orders cancelled by you. Please get back to me asap.

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@fesshole May I present to you all, one of the most mystical creatures in the land….. women.