Simon Agirlandaboy

I like turtles.

[Simon Agirlandaboy @Simon_the_boy]

If you got a set of Waterford goblets for your wedding, and you don't want them, please DM me. I'll take them off your hands.

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@diaper @mmpadellan It’s not the sexual acts, it’s the hypocrisy of republicans who do exactly the same things they vilify others for doing.

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Hey, @koroseal -- when my father died, I was allowed two weeks for bereavement, funeral travel, and taking care of my widowed mother.

What is your company policy on bereavement leave? (Asking for future Koroseal job applicants.)

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@itsJeffTiedrich Weaponizing intentional ignorance.

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@AiG AKA: "I don't want to take the time to read up on something that is well documented in scientific literature, so instead I promote my agenda by saying that no one can explain it it."

This is weaponizing intentional ignorance.

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I guess we all just create the Jesus we want. https://t.co/RCUyPBtcv1

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@JesseKellyDC Wow, that really is dumb.

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@thebandbis @superfurry I was at the Leadmill show!

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Counting their combined IQ on one thumb.

[Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert]

We’ve got your back, Mr. President!

[Simon Agirlandaboy @Simon_the_boy]

@KariLake Donald Trump is, by any acceptable moral standard, an objectively bad person.

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@RepPatFallon This is what happens when we let dummies have a Twitter.

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@RepPatFallon If the cancelled student loans had been held by corporations or billionaires you'd be doing cartwheels.

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@GoatT23 @GOP Because you don’t really know how sonogram machines work, and you never stopped to think about it. Lots of people know exactly what you hear from the speaker of a sonogram machine.

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No one seemed to lose their shit about a black Dr. Frankfurter in the FOX remake of Rocky Horror. Double standard!!!

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@ksorbs Dude, your bro incited his mob to overthrow the United States government and hang the Vice President. Get some perspective.

[Simon Agirlandaboy @Simon_the_boy]

Appropriate that the Republican criticism is that Biden made an effort to vote. Their anti-democracy is appalling.

[Jennifer Jacobs @JenniferJJacobs]

Biden employed two motorcades, local police protection and the Boeing 757 version of Air Force One to fly from DC to Delaware vote in an election with no high-profile races on the ballot, @Jordanfabian and @jendeben report

https://t.co/OwotM5qFZW

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@TheFoxx00 @doitmuvaaa Ain’t no one so defensive as us white men. I mean, WOW, where did this even come from? Totally off topic.

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

So my body my choice… except for when it comes to student loan debt? That’s when someone else should step in?

[Simon Agirlandaboy @Simon_the_boy]

@davidmweissman @piper4missouri @ProducerGuy1 I’m a bottom-feeding scum-sucking leech, and I’m quite proud of him. Finally, one of our own in a position of power!

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@GOP You hypocritical shits.

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I guess “stupidity” could be considered a value.

[Republicans @Republicans]

“Georgians deserve U.S. senators who represent their values. That’s why @HerschelWalker’s vision for Georgia is so refreshing. As a senator, Walker will support economic policies that work because he is a successful entrepreneur.”—@GOPChairwoman
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