Simon Allum

LFC and Cumbria share my heart with my wife and 3 boys.

[Simon Allum @simonallum]

Today the world has got darker.

[Simon Allum @simonallum]

@jtahoyle For the uneducated, why is this a bad thing?

[Simon Allum @simonallum]

.@bbcweather I'm not positive but I think the wind speed may be a little bit wrong here

[Simon Allum @simonallum]

@WrongJill Oh deer

[Simon Allum @simonallum]

@_DaveP_ @Duckyyy2142 Had a Bosch kettle that does the same for years, it's brilliant. How's the ninja toaster?

[Simon Allum @simonallum]

@aurorawatchuk Spey Bay, Scotland

[Simon Allum @simonallum]

The state of the replies to this show how despicable some people in this country really are.

[Cumbria Police @Cumbriapolice]

A Dispersal Order in Place for Carlisle this evening.

This follows reports online of potential planned disorder in Carlisle.

The order and the powers authorised are in place to protect our communities from those who may engage in violent disorder.

More: https://t.co/WM8xNrxQnA

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

Farage seems to have been shocked and appalled into silence.

[Simon Allum @simonallum]

@WrongJill @TUIUK Another gin and tonic

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

The Tories pretending to throw in the towel is but the latest attempt at voter suppression. They can’t fight on their record or their leaders or their plans. All they have left is this supermajority nonsense. They want you to think it is
all over already so you don’t need to vote. You do. No vote = no change. Take joy in voting out the worst government in history. Be part of something seismic.

[Simon Allum @simonallum]

@Jessiclees @BBCRosAtkins @MrCliveC @davidlowemusic2 @CrissyCriss @glastonbury @BillBailey Thought I was the only one that remembered this.

[Simon Allum @simonallum]

@WrongJill This is all trents fault

[David Lynch @davidlynchlfc]

Unsurprisingly, this change has solved absolutely nothing. England still look like they have no plan to get the ball into the final third with any regularity, but now they’re trying to do it without their best passer.

[Simon Allum @simonallum]

The commentators currently having a competition with the players.over who can be more shit #england #engsvn

[Simon Allum @simonallum]

@englandcricket is the game off tonight? Don't want to travel in dangerous conditions if I don't need to

[Simon Allum @simonallum]

@englandcricket Tomorrow

[The Anfield Wrap @TheAnfieldWrap]

Jürgen reminded us of who we've always been.

This is a reminder of who Liverpool 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐛𝐞 👊

𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐎𝐧 🔈

[Simon Allum @simonallum]

@thisisanfield Stunning watch, really well put together.

Thank you.

[Bradford City AFC @officialbantams]

On this day 39 years ago, 56 people travelled to Valley Parade and never returned.

Today, and every day, is for those we lost on 11th May 1985. 🎗️

#BCAFC

[Simon Allum @simonallum]

@WrongJill Well said