simonbaumer

[Gemini @Gemini]

1/3 This giveaway is a HOOT🦉
We're inspired by the creativity of our community and the #moonbirds flock caught our owl eyes. On May 5th, we'll be giving away 1 @moonbirds #NFT #3382 to a new or existing Gemini + @niftygateway user!
MUST RT this tweet + follow the rules to enter:

[simonbaumer @simonbaumer]

“... but the Academy decision makers were seated in various spots in the Dolby Theater and couldn’t mobilize to make a decision before he won best actor...” I don't get it, was the theater not ADA compliant or something?

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@pitdesi Sounds like his homework

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@theryanking Agreed.

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@paulcanetti Doing taxes has never looked so pretty

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@seyitaylor @Showtime "A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool? A billion NFTs."

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@HeinzKetchup_US @HeinzKetchup_US please don’t leave me hanging. I came off a 2 year tweet hiatus to ask you about this...

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@HeinzKetchup_US im confused. Is it sweetened with sucralose or “only” tomatoes. Can’t be both...

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New destination on my #JetLovers flight map: SAN (San Diego, United States) https://t.co/IrJrsy0U5B

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Superb! With 404839 miles flown I have reached new #JetLovers level 27: Discovery https://t.co/IrJrsy0U5B

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New destination on my #JetLovers flight map: UKY (Kyoto, Japan) https://t.co/IrJrsy0U5B

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New destination on my #JetLovers flight map: HND (Tokyo, Japan) https://t.co/IrJrsy0U5B

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Kids these days get the ‘don’t talk to strangers on the internet’ talk. When I started using the internet that’s literally all you could do.

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New destination on my #JetLovers flight map: YYC (Calgary, Canada) https://t.co/IrJrsy0U5B

[MAZ @maz_systems]

Happy to have @shikhaarora4 and @simonbaumer in the NY office this week!

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New destination on my #JetLovers flight map: YYZ (Toronto, Canada) https://t.co/IrJrsy0U5B

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It’s that time again (1 tweet every 6 months I guess). If Disney buys Twitter maybe they can make a movie and teach me the value of using it

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Whoa! With 352817 miles flown I have reached new #JetLovers level 26: Mriya https://t.co/IrJrsy0U5B

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New destination on my #JetLovers flight map: PEK (Beijing, China) https://t.co/IrJrsyiuX9

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New destination on my #JetLovers flight map: SZB (Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia) https://t.co/IrJrsy0U5B