Simon

defending 7x wiffleball champion and general manager/owner/ace for @rucbase

[Simon @SimonBecarrot]

Twitter is the only competitive mobile game

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Hopefully this will convince MLB to change the Home Run Derby format

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@idxde_ @DrMike1679 @WBCBowie Uh, John the Baptist? It’s in his name?

[Rutgers–Camden Baseball @rucbase]

The Rutgers-Camden Scarlet Raptors are 2025 NJAC Champions.

[Rutgers–Camden Baseball @rucbase]

Mr. RUC. Congrats to Jack Murphy to breaking the record for most home runs in @rucbase history #ructough

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@DWBroadcasting maybe the field will be a giant led screen someday

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@JoezMcfLy Acting like there’s no other stadiums with similar distance gimmicks

[Simon @SimonBecarrot]

this isn't art

[Krish Shah @KrishRShah]

Art just became accessible

[Simon @SimonBecarrot]

@MysticFusion7 @Dmaj36 says God

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@DWBroadcasting @EthanCarp_ @rucbase ethan carpenter saved my life

[Rutgers–Camden Baseball @rucbase]

Miss us?
🕛 11:30am | 2:00pm
📍Camden Athletic Complex

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@nolansboot @Post224Baseball @DanMoscaritolo @69News im sure its because hes wearing a different phillies hat

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!
THIS ONE’S FOR YOU PHILLY!

[Simon @SimonBecarrot]

@Superman @IMAX #stop

[NFL @NFL]

The @Eagles officially clinch their spot in the #NFLPlayoffs!

@budlight #EasyToCelebrate

[NFL @NFL]

FINAL: @Eagles win their 8th straight game! #PHIvsBAL

[Simon @SimonBecarrot]

@wkirkbell @JustinLever3 What team was he on when he did that?

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@PhilsTailgate Phillies legend jake cave

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The 2028 presidential ticket

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump and Joe Biden meet at the White House.

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@redeemed_zoomer zoomer, thoughts on the brethren assemblies