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@SimonBishop

Anti-theistic, sarcastic, cynical, grumpy old bastard.
The Hague / Colchester / Chichester
Joined December 2008
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@Gibbonarms No thanks. I’ve already got a pair.
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@WH1SKS It doesn't need a fucking flag.
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@WH1SKS One of my residences is next to a road called "Via Urbis Romanae", because it's in the oldest recorded town in the UK.
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Oh great, there’s a fucking brass band playing on the beach outside my flat. Where did I leave my missile launcher?
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@KashmirLoves Not a lot.
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I am on a tram. I’m going foraging for eggs, bacon and sausages.
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@mt4awb I’m on my way.
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I’m listening to The News Quiz on BBC Radio 4. You should too, it’s hilarious.
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