Simon Blackham

Afraid of heights. Designs and specifies roofs Husband, Father, Tech Geek. Views my own blah blah blah......Green Roofs Rule!

[Simon Blackham @Simonblackham]

@StarWarsDadUK

[Ben Kearnobi @BenKearns6]

If Matt Berry was Obi-Wan Kenobi

[JonnyUtd @Fx1Jonny]

Old but gold. Akala absolutely incinerates Tommy Robinson.

He got fully BBQ’D 😭😭

[Nottm Confidential @Nottm_Con]

For anyone who needs support over the festive season x

[Steve in Toffeeland. @marrtoffee]

This week’s Private Eye

[Simon Blackham @Simonblackham]

Morning @EastMidRailway the 8.19 Beeston to St Pancras service doesn’t have and seat reservation in for pulled through.
Doesn’t seem fair to kick people out of a seat showing as not reserved. I guess I’m standing all the way to London… thanks!

[The London Economic @LondonEconomic]

Classic.

[The London Economic @LondonEconomic]

What has the ECHR ever done for us?

[Channel 4 @Channel4]

Spaced is 25 years old today!

Stream every episode now on Channel 4, you lucky people 🍀

[Rachel Cunliffe @RMCunliffe]

Nothing to see here, just the guy who bought Twitter having free speech explained to him by a cat

[LBC @LBC]

'Shall I tell you why you don't remember that story? It was a black kid - and a white man had the sword.'

'Where were the riots' after the Hainault stabbing, asks @mrjamesob.

[Paul @LeftySeparatist]

If we could all just take a moment to appreciate the stunning cinematic beauty of this scene.

The bravado, the little shake of the hips, the half brick to the back of the head and, of course, the coup de grâce…..the agonizing strike to the knackers.

10/10😍
#Southport

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Vote Them Out

[Shit Planning @PlanningShit]

No matter how shit the polling station, just get out and fucking vote!

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

The polls are tomorrow. Here's a final message from me.

The Tories do not deserve your vote.

They have broken our NHS.

They partied whilst we couldn't see our loved ones.

They have filled our beautiful seas with sewage.

Vote. Them. Out.

[MoneySavingExpert @MoneySavingExp]

🚨 Don't forget you need eligible photo ID when you head to the polls. 🚨

These are the main forms of ID that are accepted (plus others in Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales - see the link)

https://t.co/FHvSpezXx7 #GeneralElection2024

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Never forget. Vote them out.

[MoneySavingExpert @MoneySavingExp]

Morrisons and Heinz have once again teamed up to provide free meals to those who need it. 🍽️

To get it, you can discreetly 'ask for Henry' at any of its Cafés once per day till Sunday 14 July (normally £4.25).

Find your nearest, and pass it on ⬇️
https://t.co/P9LSURQgRm

[Cassetteboy @Cassetteboy]

New! @RishiSunak is PM (Ex)

If you want to support us you can chip in for Sky TV at https://t.co/pxh7WbeNGL

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Wow.

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

John Oliver, "The Conservatives have had 5 different prime ministers over the past 14 years.. It's worth briefly revisiting all of them"

1⃣"David Cameron.. Austerity.. Brexit"

2⃣"Theresa May.. More austerity, two child cap"

3⃣"Boris Johnson.. His time in office was a shambles.. Britain left the EU on the same day of the first case of the corona virus was announced.. His handling of covid was an unmitigated disaster"

"For the record there is only one actual f*ckpig in Downing Street.. David Cameron.. As a student at Oxford he once put his d*ck in a dead pig's mouth"

4⃣"Liz Truss who had the shortest tenure of any British prime minister in history.. Her budget full of tax cuts for the rich which caused a mini economic crisis"

5⃣"Sunak the wet.. A man who literally does not have the sense to get in from the rain"

"Brexit created red tape that has grown exponentially.. Trading goods with the EU is now so onerous that many businesses have chosen to relocate into mainland Europe which is not good news for the UK"

"Brexit is estimated to be costing the economy about £100 billion a year"

"While Brexit makes the news, austerity is the legacy of Cameron and his successors because it has in so many ways obliterated public services"

"Take the NHS, years of under investment have left it gutted and understaffed.. Wait lists for NHS treatment have exploded.. More than 7.5 million waiting for non emergency treatment, that's over 2.5 million when the Conservatives came in in 2010"