Simon Brearley

[Simon Brearley @SimonBrearley]

Just ruined a perfectly good pair of Toms stepping out of a kayak in the Dordogne. #firstworldproblems

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@bbcbreakfast 52000 fans watching L1 Play Offs at Wembley and rugby at Twick yesterday, yet no mention in Sport roundup! Sort it out BBC!

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Just seen an App that names what the DJ is playing. Whatever happened to the musical oneupmanship of I know this you don't - PS I knew it

[Simon Brearley @SimonBrearley]

Orbital & Halcyon on @BBC6Music trying to party like its Ibiza 94 but the 4 yr old & baby are having none of it. @laurenlaverne #tooold

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The Kindness album - enjoying it a lot, but can't quite get over the Anita Dobson/EastEnders cover version!! @QMagazine @RoughTradeRecs

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@NeilKenny She should have thought of your feelings, you are not 'Made of Stone'.

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@NeilKenny Warchild Brits thing. Waiting for Blur and Ed Sheeran. Midnight finish in Shep Bush on a Sunday. #toooldforthisshit

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Turns out the ticket tout bit was the most stressful!

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What's more stressful, negotiating with ticket touts or trying to get rid of the 'moody' £20 in Wagamamas - there's only one way to find out

[Simon Brearley @SimonBrearley]

Trying to shift this illness. A mixture of Benylin, Sudafed and Sauvingon is making me feel like a member of Screamadelica era Primal Scream

[Simon Brearley @SimonBrearley]

Driven insane trying to work from home to a soundtrack of "webuyanycar.com" repeatedly shouted by a 4 year old.

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RT @charltonbrooker: Batman = type of dick who wears cellphone holster @NeilKenny or wears his camera on his belt