Simon Cagero

Owner of SCTV/Wrestler (Fictional Character)

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@XTK1995 You calm now? :D

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I call this: "A Eulogy of a Movement" in 3 parts.

#starringkeifersutherland

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@ExtremeAnarchyW There's a certain somberness to realizing the inevitable.

Before it gets flushed down the toilet.

#Ilost5pounds

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@ExtremeAnarchyW So what's the punchline?!

What do you think it is?

#EOOMFM
#twopointstothevictor

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@ExtremeAnarchyW Are you ready...?

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@ExtremeAnarchyW WELL HOW ABOUT BEING A SMART ASS?!

I can hear the Karen in the back scream.

Two good qualities.

#intelligent
#cheeky

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@ANT460N15T life lessons, right here.

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@ExtremeAnarchyW When life tries to knock you down, how do you keep standing?

#erect
#kickstand
#tripod

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@ExtremeAnarchyW When life tries to knock you down, how do you keep standing?

#erect
#kickstand
#tripod

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@ExtremeAnarchyW When the world gets in your way, what do you do?

#helicopter
#youspinmerightround

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@ExtremeAnarchyW @ANT460N15T @KillswitchKuk FULL STORY:

According to @FirstLadyRoxx the weekend was impressive! Longest in history! Groundbreaking! She's never witnessed such a feat from her husband.

Of course, she was talking about the 2 days they assumed GM positions before the company went back to normal.

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@ExtremeAnarchyW BREAKING NEWS!

@ANT460N15T almost succeeded. But according to sources, came up short.

His wife confirms that's a common story in their household.

More at 10.

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@ExtremeAnarchyW @ANT460N15T MORE DETAILS RELEASED:

According to anonymous source @KillswitchKuk #chair Jason came too soon.

Full story at 12.

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@ANT460N15T "Oh hey! I can't deny my problem so I'll just say be quiet!"

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@XTK1995 @ExtremeAnarchyW 😂😂😂😂

Children mistake help for genuine threats. There is no threat here.

But you're still three decades trying to convince people you're a child.

oNe YeAr MaTtErS

#fightwithyourself
#championsdefendtitles

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@ExtremeAnarchyW @XTK1995 I hear that you need to learn how to be a champ.... Mr. Champ.

InStEaD oF xTrEmE kID

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@XTK1995 @ExtremeAnarchyW Oh honey 😂😂😂

You're a 31 year old man trying to come across as a kid.

bAbYfAcEs DoN't DiSmIsS tHrEaTs

PS: I was legitimately helping your game 😉😉😉

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@ExtremeAnarchyW THE PORCELAIN GODS DO COMMANDETH THEE!

MAY THE THUNDERCLAPS OF YOUR ASS REVERBERATE THROUGH THE BOWL!

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@ExtremeAnarchyW Also, as another philosopher said,

"Get your down, down and thrust your pelvis! UGH?! YOU THRUST YOUR PELVIS! UGH!"

Finest words of wisdom I've ever heard.

#twopointsifyougetit

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@ExtremeAnarchyW There's a certain saying from a certain philosopher that comes to mind here.

"Man who goes to bed with itchy bum wakes up with stinky fingers"

I'll leave that to your imagination 😉