Simon Cash

My humor is extremely dry and sarcastic. I would like to leave you in a place where you can’t tell if it is a joke. I am an unpaid intern until I get monetized.

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Yo. I’m not gonna lie. I just recently joined X. I have been watching shorts on youtube and instagram for the last year. I had no fucking idea that X was such a chill guy

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@beinlibertarian Welcome to Los Angeles

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@kirawontmiss This is the one thing other countries do better than us tbh

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@SenWarren Medicaid is one of the worst scams in history.

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@SenWarren Let’s say it for what it is. It’s giving power back to the states making it more equitable and equal

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@MaryTilesTexas Trades income about to sky rocket after all the illegals deported

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@lxckiszn Mike Wosowski is how I imagine all of the guys who pay for her OF

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Hey Chat. Anybody recommend a company that provides nuclear bomb insurance?

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@akafaceUS Send her to downtown LA

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@GuntherEagleman Only if it was more than $951 of looting

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@beinlibertarian They still doing that?

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@JKash000 So glad to be paying less taxes in LA for all the social programs

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@FoxNews I am currently living in LA. I can confirm that it is indeed a peaceful protest. The city is in pieces.

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@ElonMuskAOC except in China

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@Dexerto Can’t do more brain damage if the brain is already damaged

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Spirit Airlines

Emergency exit seating qualifications:
A passenger seated in an exit seat must have the capacity to perform the applicable functions without assistance.

Emergency Aisle is Completely Empty

Spirit: You need to pay to sit there.

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@GuntherEagleman Remember when this type of stuff would black list organizations for insensitivity?

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@FoxNews Lol. Let’s see how that goes

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@libsoftiktok Immediate No as to whether that was helpful

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@SoulaaniSZN @nypost It’s called an analogy

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@therabbithole Just throw it out all together and privatize everything