Reverent Cuntio

owner of the largest chain of hard boiled egg shops in the UK & seeker of all things bull shit related

[Reverent Cuntio @SimonDanch]

@premierleague Let’s hope it’s sincere not like these ponces posting photos of themselves with the great man while pretending to be upset

[Reverent Cuntio @SimonDanch]

@UnitedStandMUFC That one you were never in … stop poncing off of other clubs business it’s embarrassing

[Birmingham Police @BrumPolice]

#APPEAL | Do you know these three men?

We want to speak to them about a violent assault in Broad Street in #Birmingham last month, which left a man with a broken nose and fractured skull.

The 26-year-old man had his phone stolen during the attack around 2.30am on Friday 11 Nov.

[Reverent Cuntio @SimonDanch]

@GMB @MarinaPurkiss Maybe if it were to be privatised it wouldn’t waste so much money of diversity & all those pathetic stories like checking a 70 year old man to see if he was pregnant & other stories GMB won’t cover because it goes against their narrative

[Reverent Cuntio @SimonDanch]

@ladbible Are you saying Greta’s a racist by implying he’s a savage because of his skin colour?

[Reverent Cuntio @SimonDanch]

@DurhamWASP He’s that guy you dream of being 😂 anyway there’s a spillage on isle 3 … so off you trot

[Reverent Cuntio @SimonDanch]

@GretaThunberg Greta how’s that death cult coming on ?

[Reverent Cuntio @SimonDanch]

@FabrizioRomano He said originally he wanted to go to United but their new shirt sponsor put him off although he understood the sponsorship taking into account the shirt colour & of course all the fans

[Reverent Cuntio @SimonDanch]

@GMB She will be surly missed

[Reverent Cuntio @SimonDanch]

@GMB @Tim_Vickery What like all the egotistical pundits tweeting about how say they are by post photos with themselves in them.

[Reverent Cuntio @SimonDanch]

@GMB Cool … I’ll pledge 1 million billion trillion gazillion,… there now everyone tell me how wonderful I am or else I’ll cry & shit my pants obviously I couldn’t care less but sod it just look at me.

[Reverent Cuntio @SimonDanch]

@GMB @alexberesfordTV Wow watta perfect specimen of tiny little man 😂

[Reverent Cuntio @SimonDanch]

@ladbible I suppose you’d had to have been there.

[Reverent Cuntio @SimonDanch]

@BBCNews The NHS are solely to blame for this for not making it crystal clear how much the job pays … maybe they could of used pictures written in crayon or something because it’s not nice applying for a job when you don’t know how much money you’re getting

[Reverent Cuntio @SimonDanch]

@FlexUTD Is he really yesteryear’s designer label enough for United … it is Manchester & not London after all

[Reverent Cuntio @SimonDanch]

@GMB @CharlotteHawkns @gordonsmart

[Reverent Cuntio @SimonDanch]

#pundits #football Egos hey ? All these ex players pretending to give a fuck

[Reverent Cuntio @SimonDanch]

@terryflewers That’s why they won’t be selling the club… they’d be crazy too when they’re making so much money

[Reverent Cuntio @SimonDanch]

@GaryLineker Lol look Gary’s getting a lazy-Lob over a Greta tweet