Mo Money💸💎

23 JWU Alumni ☀️Leo ♌️🌙Virgo♍️🌅Aries♈️ Wtf do you put in a bio on Twitter? I’m funny but apparently not “Twitter” funny. nobody pays attention to my ass😂

[Mo Money💸💎 @SimoneIguess]

@helloim_nemo @TweetXan_ Same. I’ll adopt. They’re already here

[… @Dreadful4Tymes]

Correct me if I’m wrong…but couldn’t you guys just idk…stop offering to buy things for ppl & expecting something in return??? Like nfs if yall offer me something for free in this economy ima take it too. So idk maybe just don’t offer?

[Somi❤️ @SomiEkhasomhi]

If your feet are on the dashboard and the airbags are deployed, your knees will end up touching the back of your skull.

[Bougie Black Girl @BougieBlackGurl]

When a woman's career/education begins to flourish all of a sudden she's pregnant/getting married. There's a myth that women overwhelminly trap men with pregnancy and marriage. We've recently seen it's the opposite.

[still. @_vicdagoat]

my lil brother (15) told me he’s depressed. i asked him what he needs and he said, “i need help, i need therapy” so i signed him up + his first appointment is 10/12. he said i make him feel safe + he wants me to come home so i’m flying home next weekend. i’m so proud of him.

[Dr. Neighborhood Publicist @nhoodpublicist]

If all we had to do is cheat for our degrees why you ain’t got one then?

[IG: yawdmonteet🇯🇲 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @colomboclaat876]

This dude killed my aunt back in the day and attempted to do the same to my mom and grandmother 🤦🏽‍♂️ back in the day and Jamaica justice system gave him a slap on the risk and lived to migrate and do the same thing to another family. Please retweet 🥲 https://t.co/WTtHpzj741

[bluesky: GoHomeKJ @CrashTFoutKJ]

Give them what they deserve. Y’all lucky they're asking and not swinging.

[Zion 🇸🇩 @afroanalytic]

imagine having access to thousands of years of your own cultures and STILL

[Self Love. Dating. Relationships. God. @StephanSpeaks]

Be picky with who you invest your time into. Wasted time is worse than wasted money.

[Uncle Daddy Wee-Yum @MrGee54]

Saying nigga more than the niggas

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Ok but why did the downfall of civilization have to happen during MY 20’s though

[LB @lnbshr]

Koreans so ahead of the curve with skincare, hair care, and gut health shit actually so impressive they can dye their hair blue and it not be fried most of their food is good for ur gut and their skin is so shiny and supple and

[BIG C ☆ @CARMELLANTHONY]

Ppl avoid difficult or uncomfortable conversations knowing they may be in the wrong & then call it “protecting their peace”. Like no beloved you’re just spineless and lack accountability but I digress.

[cherry blade 🍒 @vitaminchex]

the way we depend on them? day or night. rain or tornado. drunk, high, horny, hungry, hungover.

give them EVERY last thing