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24/7 PARTY VIBEZZ

[sim ☯ @Simonelewis95]

Fave Natasha bedingfield song? (From 2004 unwritten album)

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@Ryanair if I’ve paid for priority should I be boarding the aircraft before those who haven’t??

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@AldiUK I’ve been trying to put a complaint in online but going round in circles.. my chicken is GREEN!

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@Deliveroo part of my order didn’t arrive and yet I’m not entitled to a refund? Please explain?

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@CostaCoffee I’ve been to so many of your Costa stores across the country and they never seem to have the mango bubble frappe ☹️

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@vuecinemas went to the cinema in Norwich on Friday 10th for the 9pm showing of Jurassic park and the cinema was so hot it was uncomfortable, do you not have AC??

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@Pasty_Kween @LanaByrnes

[𝐴 @anaxly]

i acc use apple pay like it’s toy money

[sim ☯ @Simonelewis95]

I actually don’t have the right to be using “😜” emoji as much as I do

[sim ☯ @Simonelewis95]

If someone is going out of their way to hide something, they are obviously feeling guilty 🤷🏼‍♀️

[sim ☯ @Simonelewis95]

Why is there not a gravy boat emoji? @Apple

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

“Where’s the best place to stand during an earthquake?”

Me, an intellectual:

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘clinomania’: the excessive desire to stay in bed.

[sim ☯ @Simonelewis95]

@Mattallwright @TradeStandards @BBCWatchdog Trying to play “sumo squats” but the game is not inclusive. #equality4all #asumocouldnotplaythis

[sim ☯ @Simonelewis95]

Hey @Tesco pls help a vegan out

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@Tesco Were your wicked kitchen bakery products just for veganuary? We’ve only had the donuts in for weeks and I wanna try the cookies and cinnamon buns ☹️

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Can they PLEASE bring back the weakest link 🙏🏼

[sim ☯ @Simonelewis95]

2020 taught me that I need to be dating boys who have a lifetime/help to buy ISA

[sim ☯ @Simonelewis95]

@Tesco I’ve been contacting you since the 14th November regarding my staff discount and am still awaiting a reply from your tesco benefits team! Seems like tweeting you is the only way to get a response?! x

[sim ☯ @Simonelewis95]

My local MP

[Tim Loughton @timloughton]

“We need to have logical, consistent, proportionate and fair regulations for people to have the confidence to follow them - these are not.”

Why I am voting against the new regulations. 👇