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[Simon Haynes @SimonHaynes9]

@andyoakes Think it is a really good selection, so many wingers plus Daly’s resurgence makes it difficult for Radwan ( plus he plays for Newcastle so needs to be lights out with every touch !) Ribbans will get the call when injuries happen and Billy just ain’t the player he was alas.

[Simon Haynes @SimonHaynes9]

Let’s do a public consultation, 90% of the public disagree with us……..but, guess what, we will do it anyway. Elected Charlatans given confidence by the electorates passiveness are dangerous. https://t.co/iq980opRJg

[Simon Haynes @SimonHaynes9]

@LozzaFox What a brave soldier you are ! Taking on a fella just trying to do his job, get paid and go home. This is not a demonstration of some kind of righteousness. Its just a prick being a prick !

[Simon Haynes @SimonHaynes9]

Congrats to the Solheim Cup team, massive beating the US in their back yard !!!

[Simon Haynes @SimonHaynes9]

@mattjbush Drake comes a poor 3rd in that trio ! Simz was, is and always will be class

[Simon Haynes @SimonHaynes9]

Ladies and Gentleman, Jacob Rees-Mogg at 12 years old. Draw your own conclusions, I have a 12 year old…doubt whether they would be mates !!

[alexandre afonso @alexandreafonso]

Mind-blowing French footage of Jacob Rees-Mogg at 12, 1982.

[Simon Haynes @SimonHaynes9]

Of course, it was never about race was it ? @LozzaFox !

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Laurence Fox is a shameful & disgusting piece of work.
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[Simon Haynes @SimonHaynes9]

@media_lad I actually talked my way into their first gig ever which was the Acid Jazz Christmas party - pretty ballsy for a 15 year old on reflection. Soundtrack to my teenage years, could never carry off the courdroy flares and gazelles though !!

[Simon Haynes @SimonHaynes9]

Just spent 30 mins wetting myself to the excellence of Sean Lock. Friday nights won’t be the same RIEP !!

[Simon Haynes @SimonHaynes9]

Proud old man !

[Edelman UK @EdelmanUK]

“From the workshops to the team collaboration ... I have learnt a lot in a small period, and every day has been a new experience.” Discover how Jaden, one of ten young professionals on the @10000BI scheme, has found his Edelman internship:

[Simon Haynes @SimonHaynes9]

@mattjbush Recently retired sportsman might be equally as good you could Khabib from MMA, Arjen Robben, Rooney, Drew Brees etc etc

[Simon Haynes @SimonHaynes9]

@GarethKendall4 @andyoakes @Nigel_Farage To be fair I used the location of a postcode to justify why Five Star were the greatest band in the world. I mean I was 8 and conclusively proved wrong, but it has a certain amount of validity doesn’t it ?

[Simon Haynes @SimonHaynes9]

Just when you thought Dave Grohl couldn’t be any cooler, he whips this out ! Guy is a bonafide legend !

[Simon Haynes @SimonHaynes9]

@adesikan @m_bertozzi Jeopardy has to apply or it’s not really sport. They will train their starts but everyone can fuck up ! Removing that jeopardy for fear of losing the stars is like saying Messi can never be sent off or Tiger gets a mulligan. This is much better than the BS that used to go on.

[Simon Haynes @SimonHaynes9]

@Thesegoto11 So he is, cheers 😂

[Simon Haynes @SimonHaynes9]

@NigelPClarkson Unfortunately our lack of midfield options were exposed today. But some lads just had a bad day at the office, how many bloody knock on’s !!!

[Simon Haynes @SimonHaynes9]

@LozzaFox @darrengrimes @calvinrobinson @MrAndyNgo Sample of the conversation. “What did you do last night ?”
“Nothing mate, so to try and avoid my incapacitating loneliness I lash out and try to create narratives that blame other people for my insecurity.”
“ Yeah, me too !”

[Simon Haynes @SimonHaynes9]

@mattjbush Owners of the Express are also owners of the Mirror, always an interesting socio economic juxtaposition…..

[Simon Haynes @SimonHaynes9]

Weirdly @piersmorgan staying quiet on Ben Stokes, his phone must be on charge or something. Personally, I think Ben should do what’s right for him, but then I haven’t been spouting on the mental health of athletes left, right and centre !