Simon

26, Master's in Sciences ;)
A ;) ❤️

[Old School RuneScape @OldSchoolRS]

Gz on maxing your account @IAmAlanWalker at Ultra Live! 🎉

[Nick Cruse 🥋 @SocialistMMA]

This is the kind of stuff Americans think happens in Russia, China and Iran

[🖤ℨ𝔬𝔢 𝔖𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔰🖤 @ZoeSinns]

They are so afraid of you realizing there are politicians who can and actually want to make your life better and not just collect checks from lobbyists and corporations.

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

do you know how much money Mamdani just saved on his next mayoral campaign by being able to tell New York City he delivered a Knicks championship, free childcare up to age five, filled potholes in mere weeks, and World Cup tickets before he spent six full months in office

[Amy Siskind @Amy_Siskind]

OMG, after ALL THAT, Trump is sleeping at the Knicks game! Couldn’t he have saved everyone the trouble and “watch it on television?” 😂🤣

[Mike @MikeRunsMiles]

And Trump is asleep after being relentlessly booed during the national anthem by Knicks fans.

You cannot make this up 😂 😂
#NBAFinals

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

no way trump shut down new york city streets and delayed everything just to nap during the game😭😭

[ًً @stoyatel]

just saw an absolute fucking chad on my timeline

[Austin MacNamara @gremloe]

Stavvy did more damage to this dude in 2 minutes than gingivitus ever did

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Donald Trump paying a $200 fine after making $17 billion day trading

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Hawkeye Enjoyer 🐤 @HawkGuyEnjoyer]

Someone who nobody has ever heard of, declined 8 debates, and took $20 million in donations from Israel “won” a primary from an 8 year constituent.

We’re cooked.

[Champagne Joshi @JoshWalkos]

Look how friendly they are.

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

The fact that he is so good at this really puts into perspective how cartoonishly evil the average politician is

[blanc @dqveed]

Israelis do shit like this and then say the world hates them because of their religion.

[Shaiel Ben-Ephraim @academic_la]

This is literally the funniest moment in the history of American foreign policy.

[Praise @tufpraise]

I still can’t believe she said this shit man lmfao

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US releases high quality footage of White House Correspondents Dinner shooting.

This is not AI generated.

[Joe Wrote @joewrote]

Iran: 'Here are 4 pages explaining we fight the American government, not the American people.'

Americans: 'We can't read all that.'

Iran: 'Here's an AI Lego video calling your leaders drunk rapists.'

Americans: 'Damn. Solid point.'