Simon Jansen

Global Executive Headhunter, Developer of Business, BBQ Menace & Trombone Player. Non-Believer and Eternal Optimist. Oh, and I do enjoy an occasional grumble!

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Just finished #Legends on #Netflix it is excellent, and a must watch! Tom Burke was a perfect casting, and Steve Coogan was exceptional. A second series is surely on the cards. https://t.co/8ybr06MK7o

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman? One of my favourite 80’s comedy films. There are so many memorable one liners. Gene Wilder was a complete legend. #SeeNoEvilHearNoEvil

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@NorthantsPolice in recent weeks, I’ve witnessed several deals. Most recently under Washbrook Rd Railway bridge. User was off his face, arms dangling etc, dealer approaches wearing an LV man bag, I look back and see it happen. What is being done about this brazen behaviour?

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@EwanRCD Yes, we’ve started Legends, Steve Coogan is great in it, Citadel has also been recommended to us.

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When is Dutton Ranch going to be fully released? Eps 1&2 were ace tonight! Beth and Rip are a perfect duo. After giving up on Marshalls ep.2, and The Madison ep.4, it’s great to have a Yellowstone quality show back on track! #Cowboy #CountryMusic

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@EwanRCD Thanks, Paul. It has got off to such a great start, we just want to smash it! Marshalls was poor to say the least and whilst Madison started off well, we felt it went a little flat. We’ll maybe try one more.

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@MrProcter @Keir_Starmer At last we agree! 😂 My alternate would be Ricky Gervais, he sees what we all see, he has answers and solutions and I am certain he would deliver results! My tongue is implanted half heatedly in my cheek! Or is it?

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@Keir_Starmer is yet again ‘resetting’ because he understands what the voters want. It’s not Donkey Kong on a Nintendo Game &Watch! You only reset at the end of last year! If Angela Rayner replaces you, that will only seal the deal for a Reform Government. 🙄

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My only escape from UK politics is to observe what’s going on in the good ol’ US of A. I try to avoid the news, but every time I open up social media, I see hate, incompetence, and complete lunacy. The US leading the way with Kash Patel, Pam Bondi, Hegseth, and of course Trump!

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@MrProcter @Keir_Starmer The someone who acts with conviction is obviously Farage 🙈, the someone who purely thinks is the current incumbent, I’d like to see someone that will walk us away from the cliff edge rather than teeter along the edge seemingly unaware of what is going on. Burnham over Streeting

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@MrProcter @Keir_Starmer I’d like someone who thinks and acts with conviction. Keir’s all lip service. His eyes are a dead giveaway when he speaks. I don’t believe a word he says because he doesn’t deliver. I think Rayner is as dangerous as Corbyn. I’ll let the voters decide, the gravy train is brimming!

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@benonwine Loved these machines in Germany! The old 5p coins were a great replacement for the Deutsche Mark, apparently! 😉 #SchoolTrip

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@MrProcter @Keir_Starmer I’m open to suggestion Nick. I couldn’t vote conservative at the last election, and would not definitely not vote Labour, so decided not to vote at all. I won’t vote at the next election either. Who do you suggest?

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In today’s world, most products outperform the receipts they are printed on! Buy a product with a 5 year guarantee, and not issued with a digital receipt, take a photo of the receipt, tag it, and put it in the cloud. Retain the original! #ThermalPaper

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“Unnecessary mistakes!”. Fuck me @Keir_Starmer, why would mistakes be necessary? You have continuously proved yourself to be an incompetent leader, and your own party is losing faith in you! RESIGN! Let someone else take the blame for the next incoming Government! #FML!

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Kier Starmer told the media ‘The voters have sent a message’ & that he understood why voters were fed up. Kier darling, the voters and your own party think you are an ineffective and incapable leader. Now look where we are heading! You need to quit before you do any more damage!

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Watching #SecretService on ITVX. It isn’t as gripping as I had hoped. Not sure if it’s the script, acting, storyline, or direction but something is not adding up. It’s a 4/10 compared to #TheCapture Not sure we’ll get beyond episode 2. #ITV

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@Parody_PM The Fuckall Brothers. To me, to Calais.

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Randy Feltface is my new favourite waste of time. Very funny, very purple, and very worth investing a little time in. Here he is talking about boomers…