Simon James Barron

Author of the Plague of Souls series:
1: Gathering Shadows
2: The Adar Remnant
3: ?

#LFC #PearlJam #Radiohead #ChicagoCubs

Loving father.

(Opinions my own)

[Simon James Barron @SimonJBarron]

There's usually at least one dead rubber of a match at the end of the group stage.

Everyone hates the Hydration Breaks.

We need two teams playing a meaningless match to agree to keep the ball in play from the 20th minute until half time.

Assuming refs can't just stop play...

[Simon James Barron @SimonJBarron]

If only they had the technology to immediately settle the debate . . . . . . . . . . . .

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

It’s causing debate!

Some fans think Switzerland’s Remo Freuler was offside, some think it’s just a trick of the camera angle 📹

#FifaWorldCup

[Simon James Barron @SimonJBarron]

The USA were really entertaining. Best team we've seen so far by far. Credit where it's due.

[Simon James Barron @SimonJBarron]

Two matches so far and I think we can all agree that the hydration breaks are far too long and totally break up the match momentum. Match quality after each break has seen noticeable drop.

[Simon James Barron @SimonJBarron]

My 8yo daughter said she was excited for the world cup. It's the topic for this school term

I've always wanted to watch football with her and she's never been interested. So I was made up!

The school is showing the highlights in class

So they've fkn ruined that for me.

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Mad red card that too

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This is a very poor S African team and this has been an uncompetitive game. You'll have a few of these damp squib matches with such an inflated format.

Cheapens the tournament, not strengthens it.

[Simon James Barron @SimonJBarron]

Imagine a world where it's endlessly more fun to play https://t.co/Qcafxs5fzU than the absolute shartshow #fm26

Thanks @Wiltshire1980

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@No_Quarter9 Sames, but it took me years to come around to them 😂

[Simon James Barron @SimonJBarron]

@birko1972 I've been convinced for almost a year that our conditioning, training, and everything else has been way off.

I believe that, if we get the details right, this squad can deliver. A few additions to replace key losses needed too, obs.

[Simon James Barron @SimonJBarron]

Mystic River

Powerhouse actors. Just titanic performances. Nuanced, brooding, watchful, reflective. You just don't have actors anywhere fkn near this calibre any more.

[Simon James Barron @SimonJBarron]

Started watching Mystic River.

Figured I can't believe I've never seen it before.

5 mins in and I think I might have seen it before.

Watching it anyway.

[Simon James Barron @SimonJBarron]

How haven't we sacked him yet?

[Simon James Barron @SimonJBarron]

Can we sack baldy yet?

[Simon James Barron @SimonJBarron]

West ham should sue The Ev. They've been horribly shit today. Traffic cones would have done more against spurs.

[Simon James Barron @SimonJBarron]

I love this.

It better not be fkn AI.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

A crab watched his wife get grabbed by a fisherman and said: not today. Walked out of his hiding spot, wrapped his claws around her, and just... held on.

The fisherman let them both go and gave him a fish.

Bro got the girl AND a free meal.

[Simon James Barron @SimonJBarron]

Is Spence wearing the first prosthetic beard in the Premier League?

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Pep Guardiola is leaving Man City after 10 years. He won six Premier Leagues, a Champions League and countless other trophies.

Just goes to show what can be achieved with limitless financial resources and an elite team of lawyers.

[Simon James Barron @SimonJBarron]

I thought it was cut and dry: if it hits the hand and you score a goal it's chalked off, no ifs no buts.

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

This is why Manchester United's second goal stood.

[Simon James Barron @SimonJBarron]

This squad should have pissed this season.

When you accept this truth: Klopp would be champion

You must accept this truth: this is all on Slot