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Tickets are now available for NN12 Community Choir at Tove Valley Centre, Towcester. https://t.co/MtMURXHbi1 #Northantsgigs #northantschoir

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Listen to local Northants choir take on pop classics. Tickets are now available for NN12 Community Choir at Tove Valley Centre, Towcester. https://t.co/MtMURXHbi1 #Northantsgigs #northantsmayconcert #popchoir #NN12communitychoir

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#maskedsingerUK Conker sounds like Ben Shephard

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#maskedsingeruk Mistletoe Going to say Martin Clues, as on naughty list (Men Behaving Badly) and emphasis on the word 'clues'.

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#totp Catchy number from Charles & Eddie, I have to admit.

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#RoyalVarietyPerformance Matt Lucas: master of perfecting every character.

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#RoyalVarietyPerformance Claudia Winkelman? Really? Sounds nothing remotely like her!

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#RoyalVarietyPerformance I wonder how much the stalls seats cost.

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#countryfile Each calendar costs approximately an hour's minimum wage.

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#TheWarBetweenTheLandandtheSea The plastic falling on the streets is the best scene so far.

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#TheWarBetweenTheLandAndTheSea a metaphor for man made climate change

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#TheWarBetweenTheLandandtheSea I'm half expecting Tom Daley to pop up

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#strictly Hmmm. In 100 years' time what modern day tragedy will there be a cheesy musical about?

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#antiquesroadshow Not many antiques on that show. Just the career of Mary Berry.

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#antiquesroadshow And we are still buying useless kitchen gadgets that never get used.

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#antiquesroadshow Presuming a woman produced the sugar bowl. So that's based on what exactly ?

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#Strictly I don't know who George is but he has the voice of a suave period drama character.

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#Bullseye Would have been better being presented by Al Murray - the pub landlord character in a fake pub.

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Vito's pride for Ellie is so sweet and endearing. #strictly #StrictlyComeDancing

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#dressthenation Doesn't seem like the show is attracting many viewers, going by the lack of tweets.