Simon

I like stuff, do you like stuff??

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@qualitylearnc You don't need to be this vocal about never seeing a real set of boobs in your life.

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@titakuhakan Gloves are the worst for this kind of thing. They don't stop germs if he's already washed hands plus make handling dough like that awful.

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@BraedynSmith @marnievinall They're afraid of the women making fun of them and making them feel inferior because there's women out there that can kick a footy much much better than them.

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@marnievinall Hold them to account legend.

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@ivanlezcano030 Oh so very AI

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@Dashytwo I think you might need to re do the maths mate.

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@miradreaamy Just don't walk on the beach with egg over your foot, easy solve.

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@Brocklesnitch Love how she handled it like Piers Morgan to Russell Brand and just let him keep digging a hole. Especially given he didn't show any context of what the joke was to send her down this.

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@marnievinall My work gets stressful at times, does that mean I can get away with using that sort of language too when things get a bit too much? The AFL need to spend more time working with these boys to make sure they are the actual role models that want them to be.

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@JaneCaro Think he also forgets that people live on farms to make money from what they produce on the farm.

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@SouthDallasFood Lime juice you fucking idiot. It's a food service joint and pre-squeezed before service. How the fuck else do you think they do it

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@KobieThatcher You do reaslise that this is treason.

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@Viralcycle_ Australians

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@RealDonKeith In the most Australian way, you're a fucking idiot Don. Keep your shitty gun laws where you need to setup schools as shelters because of so many shootings.

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@Matt_Camenzuli You realise that most of that cost was getting an office setup. Which is kinda needed for any new member of Parliment.

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@nonestlex It's not just about you. It's about providing for everyone you self centered twat.

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@JaneCaro Lewis probably ran off to buy a chicken tikka masala on the way home after this rant.

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@JaneCaro @modernhistory Love how they pull up these old staged photo's and try to claim that's how it was everywhere.

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@NationFirstAust Look out the minister for Manila is trying to support the great orange toad.

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@JaneCaro What a legend of a reporter.