Simon Judson

A poor Manchester boy, cursed with supporting NUFC.

[Simon Judson @SimonJudson]

@NUFC Stop calling it a jersey FFS. This kit launch is bad enough as it is. Stop making it worse.

[Simon Judson @SimonJudson]

@HLTCO The more I see of this circus, the more I hope this world cup is a lasting embarrassment to FIFA. But, then again FIFA and that tit in charge are shameless and couldn't care less.

[Simon Judson @SimonJudson]

I really hope this world cup turns into a monumental failure and embarrassment to FIFA.

[FIFA @FIFAcom]

All fans will be permitted to bring in one, soft, plastic, 20 ounces (590ml), factory sealed disposable water bottle into any FIFA World Cup 2026 match in the USA and Canada. ✅

As FIFA World Cup 2026 Chief Operating Officer, Heimo Schirgi, explains, fans will not be permitted to bring in hard sided, reusable water bottles due to safety and security reasons. ❌

We can’t wait to welcome the world to the biggest FIFA World Cup in history! 🌎🏆⚽

[Simon Judson @SimonJudson]

Finally some good news.

[Fabian Lukas Schär @fabianschaer]

There’s no place like home 🖤🤍

[Simon Judson @SimonJudson]

I wanted Palace to win. I wanted Villa to win. I did not want to watch that horrible little bastard that complains about everything including the ball to win.

[Daily Mail Sport @MailSport]

OLIVER HOLT: Why it was so sad to see English supporters celebrate Arsenal's Champions League final loss - and what it reveals about modern football fans https://t.co/z0ahV1mcaI

[Antifa_Ultras @ultras_antifaa]

Remember that Arsenal sacked its 22 year kitman Mark Bonnick for speaking out against the genocide in Gaza.

[Simon Judson @SimonJudson]

Vive la France

[Simon Judson @SimonJudson]

@anthonygordon @NUFC Good luck!

[Simon Judson @SimonJudson]

Best of luck to him. Genuinely hope he wins loads.

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

"From my first day, the people took to me straight away when they didn't have to and I'll never be able to say thank you enough."

Go and smash it in Barcelona, @anthonygordon 🖤🤍

[Simon Judson @SimonJudson]

Zero ill will towards Gordon. Helped us win a trophy and didn't act like a prick to leave. Good luck to him.

[Simon Judson @SimonJudson]

Very simple answer to this, don't bloody go.

[Wor Flags 🏴🏳 @worflags]

The pricing for our friendly against Everton is nothing short of a disgrace.

A standard seat behind the goal will cost an adult £70+ once fees are included. A reminder, this is a Friendly, kicking off at 5:15pm midweek 90+ miles away.

Football has a serious problem.

[Simon Judson @SimonJudson]

Replies going as well as you'd expect.

[Jamie Reuben @jamiereuben]

Thank you to the travelling support today , clearly a very disappointing result at the the end of an underwhelming season, despite some great moments in the champions league and other domestic cups we have not lived up to where we should and need to be.
All of us from ownership down to the coaching staff and players will work tirelessly over the summer to advance our project ,come back stronger and start the new season in the best way possible
To all our supporters, staff everyone associated with @NUFC thank you for your support.

[Simon Judson @SimonJudson]

End the season on a high. A picture of the corner flag tonight and a statement from the club please 🤞🏻

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Goal. Cairney makes it two.

[2-0] 81'

[Simon Judson @SimonJudson]

Utter insanity, but excellent news for us and that's all I care about.

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

Lewis Hall is expected to miss out on the England squad.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Simon Judson @SimonJudson]

Usually rape and beat prisoners instead of putting them on TV.

[Politics Global @PolitlcsGlobal]

🚨🇮🇱 NEW: Benjamin Netanyahu says “the way Minister Ben Gvir treated the flotilla activists is not in line with the values and norms of the State of Israel”

[Simon Judson @SimonJudson]

Spaffer piping up over a mess he played a massive role in creating. Honestly, stick to having affairs.

[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

The Kremlin will I am afraid be laughing today at the incompetence and stupidity of the Starmer government. This is a betrayal of Ukraine - and will do nothing to help British consumers

https://t.co/X0ZhKCnRAk

[Simon Judson @SimonJudson]

Tin pot third world Banana Republics would be embarrassed by this.

[Financial Times @FT]

US tax authorities will be barred from pursuing claims against the president, his eldest sons and the Trump Organization under a deal to halt a $10bn lawsuit against the Internal Revenue Service. https://t.co/UTiZF44UqA

[Simon Judson @SimonJudson]

With how poor some of the European competitions are now, they could probably win a trophy.

[AFC Bournemouth 🍒 @afcbournemouth]

The next incredible chapter of this football club is written ❤️

We’ll be in Europe for the first time in our 127-year history next season 🌎

On to Sunday for one final push to find out which competition 💪

[Simon Judson @SimonJudson]

Never in a million years thought they'd have the bottle to do this.

[Keith Downie @SkySports_Keith]

🚨 MEGA BREAKING: Southampton have been expelled from the Championship play-offs.
✔️ Middlesbrough will now compete in the final — against Hull City on Saturday at Wembley.
🕵🏻‍♂️ Southampton have admitted to multiple breaches of filming other clubs’ training at the EFL hearing.
#MFC #UTB

[Simon Judson @SimonJudson]

Criminal investigations need to look into this. It surely cannot just be gross incompetence.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Government says HS2 is now set to cost up to £102.7bn

The first trains from Birmingham to west London are expected between May 2036 and October 2039

Services from Euston to the North West and Scotland are expected between May 2040 and December 2043